Grant Lyon. SF00s and Goddamn Champion. 
"You know you’re in the friend zone when you’re putting a condom on her boyfriend."

— Ashton Tate @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

"Severed Heads Over Hollywood" by Dana Gould (SF80s). Special: I Know It’s Wrong. Year: 2013.

internetclare:

seriously, it’s 2014 and y’all ain’t talkin’ about MTV Cribs enough…UNTIL NOW. we over at BLESSED (THE SKETCH COMEDY GROUP) believe that it’s never too late to do a Cribs parody. I hope you feel the same (and i totally understand if you don’t). ENJOY!

housepantsshow:

EPISODE TWO

Featuring Alex Koll, Erin Mitchell, Kyle Kinane, Guy Branum, Chris Garcia and Nick Stargu (DJ REAL)

"Facebook is a graveyard for the friendships I failed to maintain."

Kelly Anneken @ Lost Weekend Video/Cynic Cave [Paraphrase]

shlabam:

Don’t Watch This Show Live! presents “Jorts”.

(Source: youtube.com)

Favorite Things of Last Night: Ron Chapman and Richard Toomer @ Stork Club. 

Favorite Things of Last Night: Ron Chapman and Richard Toomer @ Stork Club. 

"I’m a nerdy white dude from the Bay Area, of course I’m not married to a white lady. Me and a white lady would be like be like wearing jeans and a jean jacket… It’s too matchy matchy."

Scott Simpson @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

"Porchlight: Feast or Famine" by George Chen. 

Porchlight Nov 25, 2013
Hemlock Tavern