Grant Lyon. SF00s and Goddamn Champion. 

"Basically, babies are the Green Eggs and Ham of people. You would not like them on your train, you would not like them on your plane, you would not like them with a mouse, you do not want them in your house.”

– Ron Chapman @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]
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"Basically, babies are the Green Eggs and Ham of people. You would not like them on your train, you would not like them on your plane, you would not like them with a mouse, you do not want them in your house.”

Ron Chapman @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

[Photo by acidsmooth]

internetclare:

seriously, it’s 2014 and y’all ain’t talkin’ about MTV Cribs enough…UNTIL NOW. we over at BLESSED (THE SKETCH COMEDY GROUP) believe that it’s never too late to do a Cribs parody. I hope you feel the same (and i totally understand if you don’t). ENJOY!

housepantsshow:

EPISODE TWO

Featuring Alex Koll, Erin Mitchell, Kyle Kinane, Guy Branum, Chris Garcia and Nick Stargu (DJ REAL)

(Source: mattgubser)

Must See: Dirty Haiku Battle: Caitlin Gill vs. David Gborie. Champion vs. Champion. Filmed at Tourettes Without Regrets ( tourettesregret ) in Oakland. 

(Source: tourettesregret)

earwolf:

Chelsea Peretti (Native) speaks from the heart about period jokes.

Click here for the full episode!

"The hardest part about having sex to Pandora [Radio] is continuing through the commercial."

— Spencer Latham @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]


'All love must end. The best part about being cynical is if you have a crush on someone in a relationship, just wait.”

– Jessica Sele @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

'All love must end. The best part about being cynical is if you have a crush on someone in a relationship, just wait.”

Jessica Sele @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

"Have you ever tried to shit your pants then accidentally sneezed?"

Mark Smalls @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]