"[Alexis Texas] make me feel weird to watch her porn. She says she will never do a interracial scene with a black guy. I still jerk off to her clips but I after I come I feel like an Uncle Tom."

- Daryus Monday @ Kingman’s Ivy Room [Paraphrase]

"[Alexis Texas] make me feel weird to watch her porn. She says she will never do a interracial scene with a black guy. I still jerk off to her clips but I after I come I feel like an Uncle Tom."

- Daryus Monday @ Kingman’s Ivy Room [Paraphrase]

Sketch Saturday: “Reverse Advice Booth” by jericho! Improv

"Spiderman" by Daryus Monday. Album: Sitting Next to the Teacher Vol. 2.  Year: 2012.

(Source: Spotify)

"The Compliments (feat. Too $hort) by The Lonely Island. Album: The Wack Album. Year: 2013. 

[This is HUGE! The Lonely Island has silently — and not so silently — repped the Bay, their home, during their tenure as pop phenomenonS. But you can’t get more Bay Area than the legendary Too $hort. $hort’s story is a bedtime tale for anybody who grew up in/around the 925(10) — listen to this interview for a definitive telling — and it’s a historic (Bay Rap/Frap) collaboration on this track.]

(Source: Spotify)

Merrill Markoe by Kyle Hilton

collegehumor:

The Lonely Island: Spell It Out

The O.G. is silent.

[Did anybody take the time to put it all together? This may be my favorite #WackWednesdays release. New album next week!]

(Source: youtube.com)

#Berkeley #Natives & Weird Al. 

(Source: loucaltabiano, via luggagetuesdays)

"Do you think God is overwhelmed with “thank you’s”? ‘Thanks, I’ve got it…take some credit for yourselves.’"

— Gary Hughes @ Cafe Yesterday [Paraphrase]

"DO YOUR MOM! DO YOUR MOM!"

Cafe Yesterday crowd demanding Allison Mick impersonate her mom 

"What do you call a werewolf when it becomes invisible? A WHEREWOLF!"

Keeler Curtice @ Cafe Yesterday [Paraphrase]