“I’m not so much failing at life as I’m testing my parents’ unconditional love.”

- Johan Miranda @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]

“I’m not so much failing at life as I’m testing my parents’ unconditional love.”

- Johan Miranda @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]


“I’d to lick vodka off the glass ceiling… I’m not sure what that means.”

- Pam Benjamin @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

“I’d to lick vodka off the glass ceiling… I’m not sure what that means.”

- Pam Benjamin @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"I don’t like that Seal Team 6 killed Osama bin Laden because now all of my commemorative 9/11 coins are worthless!"

Jason Dove @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]

“This is the worst angle known to woman!”

- Stefani Silverman on the Macbook’s iLine @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]


Cause I don’t want to end up fighting, and then hugging you, and then making a pact with you to go to Burning Man

- Justin Scales explaining his drinking drought to a friend @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Tourettes Without Regrets]

Cause I don’t want to end up fighting, and then hugging you, and then making a pact with you to go to Burning Man

- Justin Scales explaining his drinking drought to a friend @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Tourettes Without Regrets]

"I only show you “the crazy” because I like you."

— Eloisa Bravo on lasting relationships @ Brainwash 

Juan Medina @ Brainwash by Andrew Moore

Juan Medina @ Brainwash by Andrew Moore

“FAMOUS” by William Head. Featuring the Brainwash, Dirty Trix and the SF Comedy Scene.

(Source: farhaha)

I’ve had sex with so many comedians that I’m calling my vagina the Insane Clown Pussy
- Coree Spencer @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Ameen Belbahri]

I’ve had sex with so many comedians that I’m calling my vagina the Insane Clown Pussy

- Coree Spencer @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Ameen Belbahri]


It’s hard to tell I’m depressed because I’m always smiling.

- Pam Benjamin @ Dirty Trix
[Photo by Andrew Moore]

It’s hard to tell I’m depressed because I’m always smiling.

- Pam Benjamin @ Dirty Trix

[Photo by Andrew Moore]