“I’m not so much failing at life as I’m testing my parents’ unconditional love.”
- Johan Miranda @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]
“I’m not so much failing at life as I’m testing my parents’ unconditional love.”
- Johan Miranda @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]
“I’d to lick vodka off the glass ceiling… I’m not sure what that means.”
- Pam Benjamin @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]
— Jason Dove @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]
“This is the worst angle known to woman!”
- Stefani Silverman on the Macbook’s iLine @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]
Cause I don’t want to end up fighting, and then hugging you, and then making a pact with you to go to Burning Man
- Justin Scales explaining his drinking drought to a friend @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Tourettes Without Regrets]
— Eloisa Bravo on lasting relationships @ Brainwash
“FAMOUS” by William Head. Featuring the Brainwash, Dirty Trix and the SF Comedy Scene.
(Source: farhaha)
I’ve had sex with so many comedians that I’m calling my vagina the Insane Clown Pussy
- Coree Spencer @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Ameen Belbahri]