Hannibal Buress @ Brainwash Cafe by Stroy Moyd
"My nutsack is a cul-de-sac"

— Chris Conatser on his vascetomy @ Brainwash Cafe [Paraphrase]


"I had a rough childhood. The only present my parents got me was ‘serious putty’… it does nothing."

- Jason Dove @ Ivy Room [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"I had a rough childhood. The only present my parents got me was ‘serious putty’… it does nothing."

- Jason Dove @ Ivy Room [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

Donald Lacy, Stroy Moyd, Tony Sparks and Jabari Davis (via stroymoyd)

Donald Lacy, Stroy Moyd, Tony Sparks and Jabari Davis (via stroymoyd)


"I’m not so much failing at life as I’m testing my parents’ unconditional love."

- Johan Miranda @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]

"I’m not so much failing at life as I’m testing my parents’ unconditional love."

- Johan Miranda @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]


"I’d to lick vodka off the glass ceiling… I’m not sure what that means."

- Pam Benjamin @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"I’d to lick vodka off the glass ceiling… I’m not sure what that means."

- Pam Benjamin @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"I don’t like that Seal Team 6 killed Osama bin Laden because now all of my commemorative 9/11 coins are worthless!"

Jason Dove @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]

"This is the worst angle known to woman!"

- Stefani Silverman on the Macbook’s iLine @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]


Cause I don’t want to end up fighting, and then hugging you, and then making a pact with you to go to Burning Man

- Justin Scales explaining his drinking drought to a friend @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Tourettes Without Regrets]

Cause I don’t want to end up fighting, and then hugging you, and then making a pact with you to go to Burning Man

- Justin Scales explaining his drinking drought to a friend @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Tourettes Without Regrets]