"Tonight I’m going to blur the line between comic and “drunk person who needs somebody to talk to”."
— Jessica Sele @ Brainwash
"My girlfriend is more of a girl acquaintence"
— Christopher John @ Brainwash
"He makes me want to take my sex tape off the Internet"
— Stefani Silverman on Rush Limbaugh @ Brainwash Cafe.
![When you wish upon a star, that star is probably already dead
- Alex Lindo @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Travis Curry]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m049jdjX7f1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
"Ah, the sweet sound of lesbian laughter."
— Roman Leo @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]
Tony Sparks: Comic and Illustrator. Taken at The Brainwash.
"They say if you’re shallow you’ll never drown."
— Pablo Ocegueda @ Brainwash
"A lot of women are jumping into to relationships because they don’t want to spend this year like they spent last year: alone in a studio apartment masturbating next to a cat."
— Kaseem Bentley @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]
"Fuck Hollywood, I am Halle Berry on snacks"
— Queenie TT @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]
