San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Paul Goebel (“Shredded steak, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, grilled veggies, a little brown rice, black beans, fresh tomatoes. NO LETTUCE”) [18 Days]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Paul Goebel (“Shredded steak, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, grilled veggies, a little brown rice, black beans, fresh tomatoes. NO LETTUCE”) [18 Days]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Jon Huck (“My dream burrito consists of: shredded chicken & beef, swiss cheese, cucumbers, onions, lettuce, tomato & bacon. Wet.”) [20 Days]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Jon Huck (“My dream burrito consists of: shredded chicken & beef, swiss cheese, cucumbers, onions, lettuce, tomato & bacon. Wet.”) [20 Days]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Anna Seregina (“We’re in a public place, but it feels like we’re alone. You’re wearing casual khakis, and I can tell your salmon-colored shirt breathes well. “Did you remember to ask for no onions on my super veggie burrito?” I ask. “Yehrerrh,” you reply, your mouth stuffed to its limits with a beef taco. Perfect.”) [22 Days]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Anna Seregina (“We’re in a public place, but it feels like we’re alone. You’re wearing casual khakis, and I can tell your salmon-colored shirt breathes well. “Did you remember to ask for no onions on my super veggie burrito?” I ask. “Yehrerrh,” you reply, your mouth stuffed to its limits with a beef taco. Perfect.”) [22 Days]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Dave Thomason (“My dream burrito would be an assemblage of the final 3 bites of several other burritos. Maximum sour cream and guac runoff.”) [23 Days]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Dave Thomason (“My dream burrito would be an assemblage of the final 3 bites of several other burritos. Maximum sour cream and guac runoff.”) [23 Days]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Ralph Hardesty (“My dream burrito is the one Chris Meloni hides my engagement ring in. Beef.”) [23 Days]

[Photo by Heidi Moner]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Ralph Hardesty (“My dream burrito is the one Chris Meloni hides my engagement ring in. Beef.”) [23 Days]

[Photo by Heidi Moner]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Jesse Elias (“Plain white rice. Ground turkey cooked with a packet of taco seasoning mix. Tobasco sauce. Lead me into the kitchen and indicate a bag of tortillas next to a plate with little piles of minced onion, tomato, lettuce, and cheddar cheese. Leave out a pot of refried beans and a container of plain yogurt (it’s the same thing as sour cream!)”) [28 Days]
[Photo by Ameen Belbahri]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Jesse Elias (“Plain white rice. Ground turkey cooked with a packet of taco seasoning mix. Tobasco sauce. Lead me into the kitchen and indicate a bag of tortillas next to a plate with little piles of minced onion, tomato, lettuce, and cheddar cheese. Leave out a pot of refried beans and a container of plain yogurt (it’s the same thing as sour cream!)”) [28 Days]

[Photo by Ameen Belbahri]
San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Jim Tews (“My dream burrito would be ex-girlfriends, dead relatives, and a bunch of indecipherable metaphors wrapped in cold sweats!.”) [28 Days]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Jim Tews (“My dream burrito would be ex-girlfriends, dead relatives, and a bunch of indecipherable metaphors wrapped in cold sweats!.”) [28 Days]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Barbara Gray (“Ideal burrito - Breakfast burrito with eggs, chorizo, rice, beans, cilantro, pico de gallo, and wrapped in a hug.”) [28 Days]

[Photo by Megan Curran]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Barbara Gray (“Ideal burrito - Breakfast burrito with eggs, chorizo, rice, beans, cilantro, pico de gallo, and wrapped in a hug.”) [28 Days]

[Photo by Megan Curran]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Mike Drucker  (“Buffalo chicken meat and approval from strangers.”) [29 Days]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Mike Drucker  (“Buffalo chicken meat and approval from strangers.”) [29 Days]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Andy Haynes (“It’s like a burrito I really want, but it’s different, and you’re there, and we’re on a mission, but I run really slow.”) [31 Days]

[Photo by Devin Das]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Andy Haynes (“It’s like a burrito I really want, but it’s different, and you’re there, and we’re on a mission, but I run really slow.”) [31 Days]

[Photo by Devin Das]