San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Emmett Montgomery (“I really just want a burrito that loves me and wants to be inside me as much I want it to be.”) [49 Days]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Emmett Montgomery (I really just want a burrito that loves me and wants to be inside me as much I want it to be.[49 Days]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Ngaio Bealum (“half carne asada, half lengua, refried beans, a little rice, hot sauce, cheese, onions, guacamole, and sour cream.”) [49 Days]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Ngaio Bealum (half carne asada, half lengua, refried beans, a little rice, hot sauce, cheese, onions, guacamole, and sour cream.[49 Days]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Billy Wayne Davis ("wheat, shredded pork, sarachi sauce, lettuce, black beans, green chile, shredded cheddar, green peppers, gauc, sour cream.") [50 Days]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Billy Wayne Davis ("wheat, shredded pork, sarachi sauce, lettuce, black beans, green chile, shredded cheddar, green peppers, gauc, sour cream.") [50 Days]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Marga Gomez (“Sliced avocado, soft moist Mexican rice, org grilled chicken, black refried beans, fresh cabbage in a bit of vinaigrette, salsa fresca, cabbage, drizzle crema and the tortilla should be gently toasted on the grill after rolling.”) [51 Days Left]

[Photo by Kent Taylor]
[Marga is so boss, even her burrito order deserves applause]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Marga Gomez (“Sliced avocado, soft moist Mexican rice, org grilled chicken, black refried beans, fresh cabbage in a bit of vinaigrette, salsa fresca, cabbage, drizzle crema and the tortilla should be gently toasted on the grill after rolling.”) [51 Days Left]

[Photo by Kent Taylor]

[Marga is so boss, even her burrito order deserves applause]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Paco Romane (“hot, porky, swimming in sour cream and in my hands after a long night of drinking.”) [51 Days Left]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Paco Romane (“hot, porky, swimming in sour cream and in my hands after a long night of drinking.”) [51 Days Left]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Maggie Maye (“I’m a Texas girl, so I like my burritos with meat. Not chicken, I’m not a vegetarian. I’m talking steak fajita. Then add tomato, guac, a lot of cheese and a smidge of white onions. Also, lime juice, if you’ve got it. No lettuce; I want a burrito, not a salad. And gunpowder because I’m a badass.”) [52 Days Left]

[Photo by Whitney Lee]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Maggie Maye (“I’m a Texas girl, so I like my burritos with meat. Not chicken, I’m not a vegetarian. I’m talking steak fajita. Then add tomato, guac, a lot of cheese and a smidge of white onions. Also, lime juice, if you’ve got it. No lettuce; I want a burrito, not a salad. And gunpowder because I’m a badass.”) [52 Days Left]

[Photo by Whitney Lee]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Brandie Posey (“Al pastor, avocado, french fries, cheese, sour cream, hot salsa!”) [53 Days Left]

[Photo by Caitlin Kimball]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Brandie Posey (“Al pastor, avocado, french fries, cheese, sour cream, hot salsa!”) [53 Days Left]

[Photo by Caitlin Kimball]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Alex Koll (“My dream burrito would be in my tummy”) [55 Days Left]

[Photo by Ameen Belbahri]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Alex Koll (“My dream burrito would be in my tummy”) [55 Days Left]

[Photo by Ameen Belbahri]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Barbara Holm (“Veggie Burritos that are ridiculously spicy and drowned in guacamole or a messy burrito while I read vampire books, just to get all my embarrassing habits out of the way.”[56 Days Left]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Sean Keane (A Super Al Pastor from El Farolito, No Sour Cream. Ideally it would probably transfer the weariness of the worker pulling an 18-hour shift [into] the burrito eater, making his/her digestive system just as tired and ready to hibernate). [57 Days Left]

[Photo by Liezl Estipona]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Sean Keane (A Super Al Pastor from El Farolito, No Sour Cream. Ideally it would probably transfer the weariness of the worker pulling an 18-hour shift [into] the burrito eater, making his/her digestive system just as tired and ready to hibernate). [57 Days Left]

[Photo by Liezl Estipona]