"I don’t look like someone who works out, I look like someone who’s worked out a system to organize their vinyl collection."

- Joe Tobin @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Red Scott]

"I don’t look like someone who works out, I look like someone who’s worked out a system to organize their vinyl collection."

- Joe Tobin @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Red Scott]

SAW DEM EYEZ w/ Eric Barry @ Cafe Royale. 

SAW DEM EYEZ w/ Eric Barry @ Cafe Royale. 

"Getting a handjob is like getting a present of something you already own."

Cameron Vannini @ Cafe Royale/Monday Happy Hour Comedy [Paraphrase]

"I told my husband, ‘Well, if I get pregnant, that’s nine months where I can throw-up after every meal and not get sent back to therapy… There’s a side of the audience that doesn’t agree with eating disorder material, so let’s purge that from our memories."

Kelly Anneken @ Cafe Royale/Monday Happy Hour Comedy [Paraphrase]

"…Now I look like George Lucas had a baby with Snow."

- Ryan Cronin @ Cafe Royale/Monday Happy Hour Comedy [Paraphrase]

[Photo of Ryan Cronin by Red Scott]

1/24. Tickled Pink! Comedy @ Cafe Royale. 800 Post St. SF. 8PM. Free. Featuring Jason Dove, Chris Riggins, Shanti Charan, Duat Mai and Justin Scales. Hosted and Produced by Stefani Silverman.

1/24. Tickled Pink! Comedy @ Cafe Royale. 800 Post St. SF. 8PM. Free. Featuring Jason Dove, Chris Riggins, Shanti Charan, Duat Mai and Justin Scales. Hosted and Produced by Stefani Silverman.

"I asked a psychic if I’m going to jail. She said, ‘no’, so I robbed her."

Kellen Erskine Comikaze Lounge/Cafe Royale

"If you double stuff the the same hole it’s no longer sex. It’s just a race to puncture her dignity."

— Josef Anolin chiding adult film stars Comikaze Lounge/Cafe Royale

"I’m a french comedian, I don’t go for the laugh."

— Clara Bijl on a cold crowd @ Comikaze Lounge/Cafe Royale

Favorite Things of Last Night: Comikaze Lounge @ Cafe Royale (1/16/2013)

Favorite Things of Last Night: Comikaze Lounge @ Cafe Royale (1/16/2013)