8/9. Comics Choice @ Tommy T’s Show Room. 1000 Van Ness. SF. 8pm. $10. Featuring Caitlin Gill, Cory Loykasek, Sean Keane, Jason Dove and Andy Haynes. Presented by Alex Huffman, Jason Dove and Matt Louv

[A top-to-bottom amazing line-up from one of San Francisco’s most cohesive units. It’s a very pleasant comedy manifest.]

8/15. Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction @ Hemlock Tavern. 1131 Polk St. 6PM. $10. Featuring Kyle Kinane, Baron Vaughn, Alex Koll, Mike Drucker, Ian Karmel, Derek Sheen, Jesse Elias, Caitlin Gill, Sean Keane, and David Gborie. Hosted by Bryan Cook. Tickets Available: Here. RSVP: Here. 

Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction is a comedy show (and soon-to-be podcast) founded in Seattle, created & hosted by Bryan Cook. Each event features 10 comics, writing and performing Erotic Fan Fiction pieces, based on their whims or audience suggestions. It’s really stupid.

Now a monthly fixture at the Nerdist Theater in LA, CEFF makes it’s San Francisco DEBUT with some of the Bay Area’s finest, and some very special guests!

8/3. The Business @ Nerdist Theater/Meltdown Comics. 7522 W Sunset Blvd. Los Angeles. 9PM. $8-$10. Featuring Alex Koll, Sean Keane, Bucky Sinister, Chris Garcia, Caitlin Gill and Chris Thayer. Special Guests: Bobcat Goldthwait and Guy Branum. Advanced (cheaper) Tickets: Here.  RSVP: Here. 

Oh Los Angeles.

Ohhhhhh Los Angeles.

It’s been a while since the Business and Los Angeles got friendly, and SO MUCH has been going on. We need to talk all about it when we return to Meltdown on Friday August 3rd. And we’re returning bigger and better than before. How we doin’ that you ask? Check it out:

Not just will all original members of the Business (Alex Koll, Sean Keane, Bucky Sinister and Chris Garcia) be on hand to get funny, but our two newest recruits will be with us: Caitlin Gill and Chris Thayer. It’s time to show LA what out sold-out crowds in SF already know: These two are the BUSINESS! Real talk.

What else? How about two amazing guests: Comedian/writer/actor/notary public Guy Branum and comedian/writer/actor/filmmaker/firestarter Bobcat Goldthwait! 

Plus, as always, the Medically Transported Burrito Raffle and more…

8/8. Marc Maron & Arj Barker @ Cobb’s Comedy Club. 915 Columbus Ave. SF. 8PM. $35-$60. Featuring Caitlin Gill, Rob F. Martinez, and Kevin Camia. Tickets Available: Here. 

Marc Maron from the WTF Podcast and Arj Barker from HBO’s Flight of The Conchords perform to support the ACC Animal Shelter in SF! Warming up the show are 3 of our favorite animal-loving Bay Area comedians, Rob F. Martinez, Caitlin Gill and Kevin Camia, plus a performance from a surpise musical guest as well!

The Department of Animal Care & Control is a taxpayer-funded, open door animal shelter. ACC provides housing, care and medical treatment to wild, exotic and domestic stray, lost, abandoned sick, injured and/or surrendered animals. ACC aims to adopt, re-home or reunite domestic animals with their guardians and to rehabilitate and release wildlife to their native habitat. ACC responds to animal related emergencies 24/7 including animal abuse and neglect as well as matters of public safety. Animal Care & Control is located at 1200 15th St. (at Harrison.) www.animalshelter.sfgov.org.

VIP tickets include reserved seating, a Meet ‘n Greet with the comedians and a gift bag full of goodies from the animal shelter, the comics as well as Punch Line and Cobbs! 

I just crossed a line where I don’t give a fuck

- Caitlin Gill on turning 30 @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

6/16. Get Yucked Up @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 408 Clement St. SF. Free. 9PM. Featuring Rolf Skar, Coree Spencer, Andrew Holmgren and headliner Caitlin Gill. Hosted by David Gborie. Presented by Sylvan Productions. 

6/11. This Feels Wrong @ Rebel. 1760 Market St. SF. $6. 8PM. Featuring Kellen Erskine, Caitlin Gill, Jesse Elias, Allen Strickland, Megan Koester, and Pippi Lovestocking. Hosted by Casey Ley

Featuring Sneaky’s BBQ and a well-stocked bar

Starting this month, a dollar from every ticket, drink and food item sold will go to Family House, an SF charity that provides temporary housing for families of children receiving treatment at UCSF Benioff Children’s Hospital. 

www.familyhouseinc.org

See, comics aren’t total asshats. I’m only keeping most of the profit for myself.