Comedy Theme Song: “Milkshake” by Kelis

"I feel like I’m losing you. I’m wearing a party dress, please love me!"

- Chris Burns @ San Francisco Punch Line


12/26. Janine + Emily’s Girl Talk 3 @punchlinesf  . SF. 8PM. $15. Feat Janine Brito, Emily Heller, Marga Gomez, Chris  Burns, Karinda Dobbins and Emily Maya Mills.

San Francisco must have made Santa’s nice list, because they are  getting a special present this Boxing Day: another round of Janine +  Emily’s Girl Talk! After a packed March kick-off show and a sold out  August summer send-off, the show is back with a whole new line-up. San  Francisco’s favorite funny ladies Emily Heller and Janine Brito are back  by popular demand with Janine + Emily’s Girl Talk 3. To celebrate the  end of forced holiday cheerfulness, they’re reprising their favorite  comedy show at their favorite club with their favorite gender: dudettes.

[EVERYBODY GO!]

12/26. Janine + Emily’s Girl Talk 3 @punchlinesf . SF. 8PM. $15. Feat Janine Brito, Emily Heller, Marga Gomez, Chris Burns, Karinda Dobbins and Emily Maya Mills.

San Francisco must have made Santa’s nice list, because they are getting a special present this Boxing Day: another round of Janine + Emily’s Girl Talk! After a packed March kick-off show and a sold out August summer send-off, the show is back with a whole new line-up. San Francisco’s favorite funny ladies Emily Heller and Janine Brito are back by popular demand with Janine + Emily’s Girl Talk 3. To celebrate the end of forced holiday cheerfulness, they’re reprising their favorite comedy show at their favorite club with their favorite gender: dudettes.

[EVERYBODY GO!]

(via emilyheller)

12/26. Janine + Emily’s Girl Talk 3 @punchlinesf . SF. 8PM. $15. Feat Janine Brito, Emily Heller, Marga Gomez, Chris Burns, Karinda Dobbins and Emily Maya Mills.

San Francisco must have made Santa’s nice list, because they are getting a special present this Boxing Day: another round of Janine + Emily’s Girl Talk! After a packed March kick-off show and a sold out August summer send-off, the show is back with a whole new line-up. San Francisco’s favorite funny ladies Emily Heller and Janine Brito are back by popular demand with Janine + Emily’s Girl Talk 3. To celebrate the end of forced holiday cheerfulness, they’re reprising their favorite comedy show at their favorite club with their favorite gender: dudettes.

[Best of the best. Favorites of the favorites. Happy Boxing Day.]

12/26. Janine + Emily’s Girl Talk 3 @punchlinesf . SF. 8PM. $15. Feat Janine Brito, Emily Heller, Marga Gomez, Chris Burns, Karinda Dobbins and Emily Maya Mills.

San Francisco must have made Santa’s nice list, because they are getting a special present this Boxing Day: another round of Janine + Emily’s Girl Talk! After a packed March kick-off show and a sold out August summer send-off, the show is back with a whole new line-up. San Francisco’s favorite funny ladies Emily Heller and Janine Brito are back by popular demand with Janine + Emily’s Girl Talk 3. To celebrate the end of forced holiday cheerfulness, they’re reprising their favorite comedy show at their favorite club with their favorite gender: dudettes.

[Best of the best. Favorites of the favorites. Happy Boxing Day.]

Chris Burns @ Oversocial Mofo Revue. 14 Minutes.

[I love long sets like this].

10/7. Speech Therapy 6th Anniversary/Tony Sparks Birthday @ iL Pirata. 2007 16th St. SF. Free. 9 PM. Featuring Shea Suga, Kat Evasco, Chantel Williams, Shanti Charan, Chris Burns, Lilibeth Helson, Layla Baird and Justin Lucus. Hosted by Juan Medina and Jabari Davis. Music by Myke One.

[TOMORROW IT’S GOING DOWN!]

10/7. Speech Therapy 6th Anniversary/Tony Sparks Birthday @ iL Pirata. 2007 16th St. SF. Free. 9 PM. Featuring Shea Suga, Kat Evasco, Chantel Williams, Shanti Charan, Chris Burns, Lilibeth Helson, Layla Baird and Justin Lucus. Hosted by Juan Medina and Jabari Davis. Music by Myke One.

[TOMORROW IT’S GOING DOWN!]

9/11. A Funny Night For Comedy w/ Alex Koll @ Actor’s Theater. 855 Bush St., SF $10. 7 pm. Feat Chris Burns, Trevor Hill and sketches by Femikaze. More Information below:
The September 11th show features Stand-up comedy and interviews with:  Alex Koll, Chris Burns, Trevor Hill and sketches with Femikaze!!! $10 Buy Tickets Here: http://www.brownpaperticke ts.com/event/194666 Actors Theatre of San Francisco 855 Bush Street SF CA 94108 415-345-1287 Join Host Natasha Muse and her side-kick ??  ( Ryan Cronin will be gone  for the month!! Who will fill his Seat??)  as they welcome a variety of  stand-up comedians to the stage, and then ask them a variety of strange  questions. It’s like a late-night talk show, except it’s in the  early-evening. and it’s not on television. And it’s funny. With Brian Fields on the signs! The show will be followed by A Funny Night for Improv: an improv jam starting at 9pm. If you come for the comedy show stay for the improv for free.(Via Facebook)

9/11. A Funny Night For Comedy w/ Alex Koll @ Actor’s Theater. 855 Bush St., SF $10. 7 pm. Feat Chris Burns, Trevor Hill and sketches by Femikaze. More Information below:


The September 11th show features Stand-up comedy and interviews with: Alex Koll, Chris Burns, Trevor Hill and sketches with Femikaze!!!

$10

Buy Tickets Here: http://www.brownpaperticke ts.com/event/194666

Actors Theatre of San Francisco
855 Bush Street SF CA 94108
415-345-1287

Join Host Natasha Muse and her side-kick ?? ( Ryan Cronin will be gone for the month!! Who will fill his Seat??) as they welcome a variety of stand-up comedians to the stage, and then ask them a variety of strange questions. It’s like a late-night talk show, except it’s in the early-evening. and it’s not on television. And it’s funny.

With Brian Fields on the signs!

The show will be followed by A Funny Night for Improv: an improv jam starting at 9pm. If you come for
the comedy show stay for the improv for free.
(Via Facebook)

Chris Burns. Bus to Chinatown.

thenewchrisburns:

SF Punchline • Things You Can’t Say in San Francisco (by chrisburnscomedy)

Hey look! It’s MEEEEEEEE

Chris Burns @ Comedy Slam

Comedy Theme Song: My Favorite Things [Julie Andrews] from Sound of Music