Retro Chris Burns @ The Purple Onion

[Chris has a beautiful voice]

marcellacomedy:

My dope ass show, MY FIRST PRODUCTION IN SAN FRANCISCO, goes down tomorrow night. All you wack ass laggers buy your tickets using the 2 for 1 discount code “ODB” here: http://www.livenation.com/Fresh-Kids-of-Comedy-tickets/artist/1529213

See you dummies tomorrow. XO.

Tonight & Tomorrow: F*gs and Hags w/ Nico Santos and Guy Branum @ The Punchline. 444 Battery. 8 PM. $15. Featuring: Jonny McGovern, Mary Van Note, Loren Kraut, and Chris Burns.

[Two opportunities to see poetic pros and compelling comedy.]

Tonight & Tomorrow: F*gs and Hags w/ Nico Santos and Guy Branum @ The Punchline. 444 Battery. 8 PM. $15. Featuring: Jonny McGovern, Mary Van Note, Loren Kraut, and Chris Burns.

[Two opportunities to see poetic pros and compelling comedy.]

emilyheller:

Get. Pumped.

[Getting Pumped. An amazing show that’s ready to pounce]

emilyheller:

Get. Pumped.

[Getting Pumped. An amazing show that’s ready to pounce]

The Godfather and Gang by. Kiko Briez
(No particular order: Tony Sparks, Keith Wartner, Trenton Davis, Kazumi Kusano, Chris Burns, Roman Leo, Juan the Comedian, Josh Argyle and others)

The Godfather and Gang by. Kiko Briez

(No particular order: Tony Sparks, Keith Wartner, Trenton Davis, Kazumi Kusano, Chris Burns, Roman Leo, Juan the Comedian, Josh Argyle and others)

Chris Burns

Chris Burns. (Favorite Kid Voice, By Far). 

snobtheater:

Photos from Snob Theater | September

featuring music by Con Brio and Poor Bailey with comedy by Chris Burns, Jesse Fernandez, Sean Keane, Kevin O’Shea, and Marga Gomez.

There’s a picture of Maggie and I looking like a support group. Maggie lost her eye, and I lost my dignity. I am so in love with that dog.

It occurred to me that despite annoying the piss out of my Twitter and Facebook friends due to my ReTweeting Bot, I haven’t mentioned here.
It’s Emily Heller's Birthday. Happy Birthday Emily.
That out of the way, she has a show on Saturday that I’m really excited about. It features a slew of favorites including Donny Divanian, Chris Thayer, Kevin Camia, Alex Koll and others (you can read the flyer, I’m not here to patronize). That and a special performance by Rainbow Chair. Geez, it’s gold in here (cough cough). So yeah, Saturday @ The Dark Room. Good place, good people, good times. 

P.S. Emily said she’d love anyone forever if they brought close to 100 pins or buttons as a present. Republican slogans get extra love.

It occurred to me that despite annoying the piss out of my Twitter and Facebook friends due to my ReTweeting Bot, I haven’t mentioned here.

It’s Emily Heller's Birthday. Happy Birthday Emily.

That out of the way, she has a show on Saturday that I’m really excited about. It features a slew of favorites including Donny Divanian, Chris Thayer, Kevin Camia, Alex Koll and others (you can read the flyer, I’m not here to patronize). That and a special performance by Rainbow Chair. Geez, it’s gold in here (cough cough). So yeah, Saturday @ The Dark Room. Good place, good people, good times. 

P.S. Emily said she’d love anyone forever if they brought close to 100 pins or buttons as a present. Republican slogans get extra love.

UPDATE:
Snob Theater has been a bit unlucky this month. The original line-up has gone through the ringer and lemonade had to be made out of the normal harvest season. So just in case you’ve seen the previous poster and ingrained it into your mind:
New Line-up of Comedians:
Chris Burns, Sean Keane, Kevin O’Shea and Jesse Fernandez.
Same Line-Up of Bands:
Con Brio
Poor Bailey
AND.
It’s happening SATURDAY September 18, 2010.
Still going to be an awesome show at the same old awesome Dark Room Theater. Ciao

UPDATE:

Snob Theater has been a bit unlucky this month. The original line-up has gone through the ringer and lemonade had to be made out of the normal harvest season. So just in case you’ve seen the previous poster and ingrained it into your mind:

New Line-up of Comedians:

Chris Burns, Sean Keane, Kevin O’Shea and Jesse Fernandez.

Same Line-Up of Bands:

Con Brio

Poor Bailey

AND.

It’s happening SATURDAY September 18, 2010.

Still going to be an awesome show at the same old awesome Dark Room Theater. Ciao