![“I paid 99¢ and I still feel ripped off.”
- Chad Opitz on Tony’s Macaroni and Cheese Pizza @ Good Bellies [Paraphrase]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f1f4c2b1c3c9d5afba8b17ddd34c1ad/tumblr_mnys8kTuNk1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“I paid 99¢ and I still feel ripped off.”
- Chad Opitz on Tony’s Macaroni and Cheese Pizza @ Good Bellies [Paraphrase]
"I’ve masturbated to elderly porn, or as I like to call it, ‘Sweatin’ to the Oldies’."
— Ron Chapman @ Good Bellies [Paraphrase]
(Source: withreservation)
![Clare O’Kane and audience @ Good Bellies
[Madam O’Kane was accompanied by jazz guitar — which should be mandatory — played by a gentleman stationed behind her. Twas grand]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/b03a100ea8e42f4e8081256b8f7044a7/tumblr_mnys7qiCJZ1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
Clare O’Kane and audience @ Good Bellies
[Madam O’Kane was accompanied by jazz guitar — which should be mandatory — played by a gentleman stationed behind her. Twas grand]
![“[For me] sex is like pizza because I like to pat it down with a napkin first… Makes me feel healthy.”
- George Chen @ Good Bellies [Paraphrase]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/d29e39738ea52afb07d7a1731fe4fa30/tumblr_mnytm78Ogr1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“[For me] sex is like pizza because I like to pat it down with a napkin first… Makes me feel healthy.”
- George Chen @ Good Bellies [Paraphrase]
New thing I wrote for Filmdrunk about quirky girl crap I am sick of in movies/tv. I tried to offer alternatives so if any if you make a film about a girl who sneezes constantly to discover the meaning of life, please pay me some of the millions you get.
