fivefifteen:

I respect a man who can make me look short…and is also funny as shit.

fivefifteen:

I respect a man who can make me look short…and is also funny as shit.

"I’m so gay, my phone auto-corrects "hi" to "HIV". It’s hard to recover on Grinder: ‘HIV, wanna fuck?’"
— Casey Ley @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]

"I’m so gay, my phone auto-corrects "hi" to "HIV". It’s hard to recover on Grinder: ‘HIV, wanna fuck?’"

Casey Ley @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]

"San Francisco: If you can make it here, you’re still gonna have to make it somewhere else."

Dro @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]

portlandstandupphotoalbum:

Kyle Mizono (Native). It’s Gonna Be Okay. Eastburn. 07/07/14. Photo by Jason Traeger.

[EVERYBODY’S LOOKING FOR LOVE! While I was witness to this date, I particularly enjoy the disdain for Papp Johnson’s invasive crowd work]

mattgubser:

Cameron Edmondson and Medicine Bug at Troubled Comedy at Amnesia. (at Amnesia)

mattgubser:

Cameron Edmondson and Medicine Bug at Troubled Comedy at Amnesia. (at Amnesia)

"You don’t know ‘walk of shame’ until you leave your skateboard at a comedy show. I can’t leave fast enough."

— Irene Tu @ Sip Bar & Lounge

Kate Willett has awesome material on monogamous delusion. It’s getting better and better. Sooooo killer.

Kate Willett has awesome material on monogamous delusion. It’s getting better and better. Sooooo killer.

(Source: punkhouse)

"I feel like every time I let a white woman touch my hair, a Black Panther gets cancer."

David Gborie @ Rite Spot Cafe [Paraphrase]

"Washington Redskins" by Matt Gubser. Recorded Live at Arcata Theater Lounge.

San Francisco Bay Area comedian Matt Gubser. Clip from my still-forthcoming album “Daddy Issues” which will be available some time this summer.