Colleen Watson @ The Night Light by Clare O’Kane

Colleen Watson @ The Night Light by Clare O’Kane

"VIP Heaven is a gym with bottle service."

Josh Androsky @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]

Jessica Sele Flipping Out 

Jessica Sele Flipping Out 


“Let’s face it, a sink is just a dick-bidday.”

- Andrew Holmgren @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Andrew Moore]

“Let’s face it, a sink is just a dick-bidday.”

- Andrew Holmgren @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Andrew Moore]

"I got fired because it turns out that taking two shits at work isn’t the same as giving two shits at work."

May May Oskan @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"OJ, the thing I like about you is that you have nothing in common with OJ Simpson, except I hear your laughters in my sleep."

Jessica Sele @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]

Podcast: “Ron Talks to Girls: Ron Talks to Anna” w/ Ron Chapman and Anna Seregina. Download Link: 

Here. iTunes: Here. Official Link: Here.

Ron & Anna talk acting, being Russian, growing up in Moscow, shitting your pants, comedy, improv, and getting annoyed

 

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HEY SAN FRANCISCO!! LISTEN UP!

Jen Kirkman Punchline May 9th through 11th

"They that sex is a drug, which makes sense because I have/would/will totally suck dick for it."

Allison Mick @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

Brian Posehn by Dan Dion #365ComedianPortriats

Brian Posehn by Dan Dion #365ComedianPortriats