"I got fired because it turns out that taking two shits at work isn’t the same as giving two shits at work."
— May May Oskan @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]
"OJ, the thing I like about you is that you have nothing in common with OJ Simpson, except I hear your laughters in my sleep."
— Jessica Sele @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
Podcast: “Ron Talks to Girls: Ron Talks to Anna” w/ Ron Chapman and Anna Seregina. Download Link:
Here. iTunes: Here. Official Link: Here.
Ron & Anna talk acting, being Russian, growing up in Moscow, shitting your pants, comedy, improv, and getting annoyed
HEY SAN FRANCISCO!! LISTEN UP!
Jen Kirkman Punchline May 9th through 11th
"They that sex is a drug, which makes sense because I have/would/will totally suck dick for it."
— Allison Mick @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]
Brian Posehn by Dan Dion #365ComedianPortriats
![“I’m a 49ers fan but I want my next boyfriend to be an Oakland Raiders fan because I want someone capable of unconditional love.”
- Nicole Turley @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/3a4bfc0e19816a5024afc0dfe83f62a4/tumblr_mmavdbWTRF1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“I’m a 49ers fan but I want my next boyfriend to be an Oakland Raiders fan because I want someone capable of unconditional love.”
- Nicole Turley @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]
Spicy News Network: Spicy Interviews w/ Alex Koll and Caitlin Gill
“If you see more than five black tuba players, you’re watching an Outkast video.” — Ron Funches
Ron Funches is performing with John Mulaney this Friday and Saturday!
(Source: thelaughfactory)
