"Jimmy Gunn sets a prostitute on fire in: “Some Like it Hot”"

— Larry “Bubbles” Brown playing the Porn Title Game @ Rooster T. Feathers [Paraphrase]

"New BART Trains" by Sean Keane. Recorded Live at the Dark Room Theater.

Favorite Things of Last Night: “Obama and My Penis” by Matt Lieb. Recorded Live at Stage Werx in SF. 

"I joined a gym with a pizza night on Mondays."

Josh Argyle on Planet Fitness @ Rooster T. Feathers [Paraphrase]

Stand Up Planet: Hasan Minhaj Thinks “The Lion King” Is a Documentary

6/29. Beth Stelling (Conan, Comedy Central) performs at The Supper Club (657 Harrison St.) in San Francisco. 8pm. $10–$20.
Dan Cummins at Rooster T. Feathers in Sunnyvale (via shanticharan)

Dan Cummins at Rooster T. Feathers in Sunnyvale (via shanticharan)

"How to Stop Swearing" by Priya Prasad. via rooftopcomedy

[One of the most technically sound bits I know. Love it!]

"Forget wishing for a heart, if I were the Tin Man I would go to Chipotle and watch pretty girls eat foil-wrapped burritos."

Brendan Lynch @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

"San Francisco, with its classic, snowless blizzards. It’s a goddamn polar vortex…(imitates a tough guy voice) I fuck on my porch in weather like this…that’s the only way I can come.”

Rory Scovel riffing on the weather @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

[It’s so hard to capture this man’s magic. I highly recommend you see him live. Hardest I’ve laughed all year.]