housepantsshow:

EPISODE TWO

Featuring Alex Koll, Erin Mitchell, Kyle Kinane, Guy Branum, Chris Garcia and Nick Stargu (DJ REAL)

shlabam:

Don’t Watch This Show Live! presents “Jorts”.

(Source: youtube.com)

Favorite Things of Last Night: Ron Chapman and Richard Toomer @ Stork Club. 

Favorite Things of Last Night: Ron Chapman and Richard Toomer @ Stork Club. 

"I’m a nerdy white dude from the Bay Area, of course I’m not married to a white lady. Me and a white lady would be like be like wearing jeans and a jean jacket… It’s too matchy matchy."

Scott Simpson @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

emilyheller:

ladyleigh89:

Emily Heller (x)

I LIKE THIS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE OTHER MEME!!!

"Porchlight: Feast or Famine" by George Chen. 

Porchlight Nov 25, 2013
Hemlock Tavern

stand-up-comic-gifs:

I look around, there’s baby pictures of me everywhere. - Sheng Wang [SF00s] (x)

(via irkaygeeaye)

"Reality Scripted (Stand Up Comedy)" by Keon Polee (via comedytimetv)

[Keon is that dude. I love how in control he remains in any given set. I’m glad I can finally share his stand-up.]

"The thing about FDR is Elanor must have been so busy washing those leg blankets. You can’t meet the Czar of Russia, rolling around with stink knee."
– Sam Tallent @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham aka acidsmooth ]

"The thing about FDR is Elanor must have been so busy washing those leg blankets. You can’t meet the Czar of Russia, rolling around with stink knee."

Sam Tallent @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham aka acidsmooth ]

"I’m a sensible adult, I use coasters, until [I have] sex and then it’s FLUIDS EVERYWHERE!"

Matt Lieb @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]