![…I’m up here trying to make this human junkyard laugh.
Brendan Lynch’s anti-audience tirate @ Snob Theater [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Shawn Robbins]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3f4s15X5J1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
…I’m up here trying to make this human junkyard laugh.
Brendan Lynch’s anti-audience tirate @ Snob Theater [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Shawn Robbins]
"I’m not doing too well emotionally… this night isn’t helping."
— Chase Bernstein @ Dirty Trix
Sammy Obeid and Audience in... Learning
- Sammy Obeid: Please, someone say something that they learned tonight.
- Audience Member: Don't be a comedian.
- [APPLAUSE BREAK]
Joe Gorman & Audience in... Dark Knight Rises
- Joe Gorman: Did it get dark or did it just get real?
- Audience Member: Both!
- Joe Gorman: Yes, it's always darkest before the punchline.
"Leave me alone you big ass bully. You’re the reason gay people kill themselves in record numbers."
— Travis Curry at a big-time, big-body heckler @ Tommy T’s Showroom
You guys are so against jizz it’s adorable
- Nick Rutherford towards a lesbian couple @ Vitus
Zeke Greenwald & Audience In: Silence.
- Zeke Greenwald: [pantomimes talking]
- Bar Patron: It got reeaaaaal quite in here.
- Zeke Greenwald: SHUT UP!
- [Applause Break]
"Hey, you two get together and make a baby that appreciates comedy"
— Brendan Lynch at a lethargic couple @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
Leo & Audience in... Sco-spitality #dirtytrix
- Leo: I'm from Kentucky, and you San Francisco people have to be the rudest people I've met in my fucking life
- Audience Member: Hey fuck you.
