"But not last night, baby! While Keane performed extremely well on rounds about passive aggressive behavior and nuns (he cornered the market on sexy Catholic jokes), he was trumped by Brendan Lynch and Emily Heller on the “zombies versus unicorns” round. To be fair, some people questioned the topicality of zombies and unicorns. One is a mythical animal, the other is a projection of social phobias. At one point, a handwritten note made the rounds in back: “Zombies + unicorns = white people problems.” Lynch echoed that sentiment onstage. “Hey — did anyone notice that all of these topics are geared for white people?” Nonetheless, last night’s Iron Comic was riveting. Especially at the end, when Heller and Lynch sparred over fag hags, whiskey, flesh-eating bacteria, and teen pregnancy. In the end, Heller prevailed."
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Emily Heller Beats Out Four Iron Comics at SF Punchline | Ear Bud
Wrap-up of last night’s somewhat epic battle. Someone buy me a tiara!!!
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[Emily Heller has been on a roll this week especially by taking Sean Keane off the mantle.. This is like The New York Giants vs. The Patriots in 2008 albeit with less Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.]
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Nerdist by. Casey Weldon
The Nerdist is a website that shockingly featuring articles on nerd culture. The Nerdist Podcast is a weekly show that has Chris Hardwick, Jonah Ray, and Matt Mira talk to special guests about their careers and working process (with many dangling threads of conversation). Previous stand outs on the Nerdist podcast include Donald Glover, Marc Maron, and The Muppets. The trio is bringing their show to the road via SF Sketchfest. Accompanying them on this journey is this guy:

Arguably one of the biggest names in comedy, Mr. Zach Galifianakis. Zach was on a recent episode of Doug Loves Movies and continued to prove his place in our hearts as a witty motherfucker. Pardon the French Bread. None the less, this show went from steal, to robbery, to arson, to mail fraud, to treason. That’s right. If you don’t make it to this show and you are of sound situation (monetarily, mentally) you are committing comedy treason. With that said:
ENJOY YOUR BURRITO!!!