Favorite Things of Last Night: Natasha Muse and Jesse Fernandez on Roman Leo @ #24HourCynicCave

"He was so sad, he grew his own hair-shirt" – Natasha Muse
"If you showed me that head on that body, I’d say that was pretty good CGI." – Jesse Fernandez 

Favorite Things of Last Night: Natasha Muse and Jesse Fernandez on Roman Leo @ #24HourCynicCave

"He was so sad, he grew his own hair-shirt" – Natasha Muse

"If you showed me that head on that body, I’d say that was pretty good CGI." – Jesse Fernandez 

Things Eloisa Bravo Hates. #24HourCynicCave

Ryan Papazian has a breakdown, takes his shirt off. #subjectify

Ryan Papazian has a breakdown, takes his shirt off. #subjectify

"A saw a lady with pictures only from the waist up. I think she’s a centaur."

Matt Curry on online dating @ #24HourCynicCave / Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

cyniccave:

Shit Creek
 love editionWeds June 4th
The summer camp you never got to experience. Comedy! Storytelling! Variety! with your counselors Jesse Fernandez, DJ Real, and Mary Van Note. Special guests Christie Mettel and Jesse Hett.

cyniccave:

Shit Creek

love edition
Weds June 4th

The summer camp you never got to experience. Comedy! Storytelling! Variety! 
with your counselors Jesse Fernandez, DJ Real, and Mary Van Note. 
Special guests Christie Mettel and Jesse Hett.

The Runaway Truck Driver (Storytime: Aparna Nancherla) [via aboveaverage]

[Last night I got a chance to catch Aparna at the cyniccave in San Francisco. It was my first time seeing her live since Girl Talk 1 back in 2011(?). It’s amazing how much has changed since then. Aparna is still Aparna, but it’s delightful to see how casual and conversational her style has become. No gimmicks, no pander. Aparna Nancherla is going to be my go-to for a long time because everything points to a winding, evolving, engaging artistry. I can’t wait to see—and be amused wildly by—her again.]

"Here’s a weird prejudice I have: whenever I see a skeleton, I assume it’s a male."

Eliza Skinner @ Cynic Cave ( cyniccave ) /Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]