[At the time of this writing, there’s are less than three days left to contribute to this project, which you should totally back. I’m incredibly biased insomuch that I have a respectful personal relationship with most of the cast, an overwhelming appreciation for the subject manner and universal belief of production that features the best of the Bay Area. There’s a lot more sordid, wasteful ways to spend your money. Why not contribute to a dream or three?]

Sketch Sunday: “Westside Story…” by Don’t Watch This Show LIVE!

1/22. Avengers of Comedy @ San Francisco Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. 8pm. $7-$15 Featuring Dash Kwiatkowski, Claire Fisher, Stephen Ku, Kyle McFadden, Jesse McGrath and Sam Davidoff. Tickets Available: Here. Goldstar Available: Here.

1/22. Avengers of Comedy @ San Francisco Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. 8pm. $7-$15 Featuring Dash Kwiatkowski, Claire Fisher, Stephen Ku, Kyle McFadden, Jesse McGrath and Sam Davidoff. Tickets Available: Here. Goldstar Available: Here.

“A Story” by Dash Kwiatkowski. Recorded Live at the San Francisco Punch Line. 

9/13. Geek Comedy Night (Revenge of the Manatees) @ Museum of Art and Digital Entertainment. 8pm. $5 (donation). Featuring Chris Barylick, Seamus Calder, David Studebaker, Joe Gorman, Stephen Ku, Jesse McGrath, Varun Rajan, and Dash Kwiatkowski. More Information: Here. 

On Thursday, September 13th, no less than EIGHT (ocho) of the best geek-oriented comics in the Bay area will come together for one amazing night of stand up comedy. These eight, their brains packed with video games, manga, anime, science fiction, bad horror movies, technology, pop culture, the sheer horror of dating and anything else that happens to be bouncing around in their frontal lobes, will bring you 90 minutes of funny as if their lives depended on it.

9/13. Geek Comedy Night (Revenge of the Manatees) @ Museum of Art and Digital Entertainment. 8pm. $5 (donation). Featuring Chris Barylick, Seamus Calder, David Studebaker, Joe Gorman, Stephen Ku, Jesse McGrath, Varun Rajan, and Dash Kwiatkowski. More Information: Here

On Thursday, September 13th, no less than EIGHT (ocho) of the best geek-oriented comics in the Bay area will come together for one amazing night of stand up comedy. These eight, their brains packed with video games, manga, anime, science fiction, bad horror movies, technology, pop culture, the sheer horror of dating and anything else that happens to be bouncing around in their frontal lobes, will bring you 90 minutes of funny as if their lives depended on it.

8/22. Don’t Watch This Show LIVE (Variety Show) @ Stage Werx. 446 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. $10. Featuring Bert DiVietri, Ryan Cronin, Dash Kwiatkowski, Stephen Ku, Alex Lindo, Matt Rath and Matt Casey. Official Website: Here. Tickets Available: Here.

This is a full on Comedy Show. We have sketch, improv, stand up, music and videos. A great array of talented comedians from all over the Bay Area. This is a variety show format where anything can happen. Come enjoy a nice hump day night of comedy. If you are sick and tired of going and seeing the same people perform over and over and the same format of stand up and sketch shows. If you are disappointed at the crap open mics throw at you week after week. THEN come check this show out. Its not amateur hour.We have it all wrapped together. Its something different for San Francisco.

8/22. Don’t Watch This Show LIVE (Variety Show) @ Stage Werx. 446 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. $10. Featuring Bert DiVietri, Ryan Cronin, Dash Kwiatkowski, Stephen Ku, Alex Lindo, Matt Rath and Matt Casey. Official Website: Here. Tickets Available: Here.

This is a full on Comedy Show. We have sketch, improv, stand up, music and videos. A great array of talented comedians from all over the Bay Area. This is a variety show format where anything can happen. Come enjoy a nice hump day night of comedy. If you are sick and tired of going and seeing the same people perform over and over and the same format of stand up and sketch shows. If you are disappointed at the crap open mics throw at you week after week. THEN come check this show out. Its not amateur hour.We have it all wrapped together. Its something different for San Francisco.


And then she said, “Alright, I’ll blow you, but if I get bored, I’ll stop”

- Dash Kwiatkowski’s “weird sex” story @ 50 Mason Social House
[Photo by Britney Snider]

And then she said, “Alright, I’ll blow you, but if I get bored, I’ll stop”

- Dash Kwiatkowski’s “weird sex” story @ 50 Mason Social House

[Photo by Britney Snider]

6/12. The Avengers of Comedy @ San Francisco Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. $15. 8PM. Featuring Sammy Obeid, Sam Davidoff, Varun Rajan, Matt Rath, Dan Allenderwest, Jesse McGrath, Jacob Rubin and hosted Dash Kwiatkowski. Tickets Available: Here. 

6/12. The Avengers of Comedy @ San Francisco Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. $15. 8PM. Featuring Sammy Obeid, Sam Davidoff, Varun Rajan, Matt Rath, Dan Allenderwest, Jesse McGrath, Jacob Rubin and hosted Dash Kwiatkowski. Tickets Available: Here

Dipstick Swagger: Game of Thrones Edition w/ Tirumari Jothi, Dash Kwiatkowski and Stephen Ku.