"3 Tips to Pick Up Women" by Edwin Li. 

"A lot of people try and use the internet to help their love lives. No reason the cause of your isolation can’t be the cure, right?"

— Miles K (via Clever Things To Say)

"Nothing says romance like haggling for roses"

— Justin Harrison

Josef and OJ in: The Dating Game

  • Josef (to Clare O'Kane): You have a lot of suitors, just not a lot of good ones. Like if this was the Dating Game it would be:
  • Host (J): So suitor number one, what do you do?
  • Suitor 1 (J): I'm an unemployed comic.
  • Host (2): Suitor number two?
  • Suitor 2 (J): I'm an unemployed comic.
  • Host (3): And suitor three?
  • Suitor 3 (OJ): I work at Holly's.

Dating Etiquette by. Moshe Kasher and Brent Weinbach

joegorman:

Venn diagram from my notebook


Gormy for champion. 

joegorman:

Venn diagram from my notebook

Gormy for champion. 

(Source: joegorman)