"I’m recording my set because I want to encapsulate my pain on my memory card."

— Eric Cash @ Deco [Paraphrase]

"Has anyone here had sex with a comedian? It’s never a booty call, it’s always a call back."

— Valerie Branch @ Deco [Paraphrase]

5/13. Mother’s Day Comedy Show Extravaganza @ Deco Lounge. 510 Larkin St. SF. $10. 8PM. 21+. Featuring Casey Ley, Sandra Risser, Pearl Louise, and Deb Campo. Hosted by Cassandra Gorgeous. More Information: Here. 

5/13. Mother’s Day Comedy Show Extravaganza @ Deco Lounge. 510 Larkin St. SF. $10. 8PM. 21+. Featuring Casey Ley, Sandra Risser, Pearl Louise, and Deb Campo. Hosted by Cassandra Gorgeous. More Information: Here


I have three friends. I think I’m tapped out.

- Anna Seregina @ Rite Spot [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Amber Gregory]

I have three friends. I think I’m tapped out.

- Anna Seregina @ Rite Spot [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Amber Gregory]

David Hawkins by Amber Gregory 
[Sir David Hawkins is celebrating a birthday today. With great consideration and talent, David has carved a great niche and audience with his art, performance and promotional sensibilities. Plus, he’s a really nice guy which the world can’t get enough of. Happy Birthday David!]

David Hawkins by Amber Gregory

[Sir David Hawkins is celebrating a birthday today. With great consideration and talent, David has carved a great niche and audience with his art, performance and promotional sensibilities. Plus, he’s a really nice guy which the world can’t get enough of. Happy Birthday David!]


I feel naked without my metal dick

- Chris Schippacasse after being relieved of the microphone stand @ Deco
[Photo by Clare O’Kane]

I feel naked without my metal dick

- Chris Schippacasse after being relieved of the microphone stand @ Deco

[Photo by Clare O’Kane]

"If two bisexuals have a baby, is that considered a bi-product?"

— Valerie Branch @ Deco Lounge [Paraphrase]

Chris Schiappacasse and Yuri Kagan in... "Deco(nfusion)"

  • : :Yuri is talking about his time working as a porn search optimization manager::
  • Chris Schiappacasse: What *IS* Gonzo?
  • Yuri Kagan: It's what your mom did to have you.
"If a joke is told in front of a group of comedians, does it really get a laugh?"

— Jason Dove @ Deco

"So we did it. By “it”, I mean we played Dungeons & Dragons. Come on… I’m a fighter dwarf."

— Alison Stevenson @ Deco [Paraphrase]