- Valerie Branch: I'm what is known as an ally [to the gay community]
- Deco Bar: Or a fruit fly.
- Valerie Branch: Or a fruit fly.
- Deco Bar: Or Goldilocks.
- Valerie Branch: Or Goldilocks... Goldilocks? I've never heard that one before.
— Jesse, the Bartender @ Deco
— Charlie Ballard @ Deco [Paraphrase]
— Pam Benjamin on futuristic dolphin pornography @ Deco.
— David Cairns on his voice cracking @ Deco
— Nina G @ Deco Lounge [Paraphrase]
- Scot Free: Why are you hung over?
- Conrad Roth: I drink... so much.
— Melanie O’Brien @ Deco Lounge [Paraphrase]
Kat House (Comedy/Burlesque) @ Club 93. 93 9th St. SF. $5. 10 PM. Feat OJ (me), Kevin O’Shea, Melanie O’Brien, Keith D, Cameron Vannini and more. Hosted by Kittie Von Tittie. More Information: Here. (Photo by. Amber Gregory)
50 Mason Secret Society @ 50 Mason Social Club. SF. Free. 10 PM. Featuring Joe Tobin, Caitlin Gill, Chris Thayer, Bucky Sinister, Matt Morales and Julian Vance.
The Buzz Open Mic and Comedy Show @ Mama Buzz Cafe. 2318 Telegraph Ave. Oakland. 7:30.
Deco Open Mic. 510 Larkin. SF. 7-9 PM. Contact DecoFunnyMondays at gmail dot com for bookings. [Boomshakala!]
Nick’s Crispy Taco/The Rouge Open Mic with Travis Curry and Paul Brumbaugh. 1500 Broadway. SF. Sign Ups: 9:00. Show: 9:30. Free [but buy some tacos].
Club Deluxe. 1511 Haight St. SF. 9:00 PM. $5. [Nor Cal Comedy Competition] Nutty Monday’s Open Mic and Showcase @ The Stony Inn. 1320 Del Paso Blvd. 7:30 pm. Sacramento. Hosted by: Tristan Johnson.
Club Deluxe. 1511 Haight St. SF. 9:00 PM. $5. [Nor Cal Comedy Competition]
Nutty Monday’s Open Mic and Showcase @ The Stony Inn. 1320 Del Paso Blvd. 7:30 pm. Sacramento. Hosted by: Tristan Johnson.