San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: DJ REAL (“The Singularity Burrito: A burrito that teleports you to anywhere in the universe whenever you take a bite. And if you choose another planet, and you’re still holding the burrito, the area immediately surrounding your body maintains Earth’s atmosphere. but you’re screwed if there’s a hostile alien attack. This is a dream burrito right?”) [5 Days Left]

[Photo by Elliot Marshall]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: DJ REAL (“The Singularity Burrito: A burrito that teleports you to anywhere in the universe whenever you take a bite. And if you choose another planet, and you’re still holding the burrito, the area immediately surrounding your body maintains Earth’s atmosphere. but you’re screwed if there’s a hostile alien attack. This is a dream burrito right?”) [5 Days Left]

[Photo by Elliot Marshall]

The Fresno Catwalk - With Mary Van Note and DJ REAL. 

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DJ REAL at the Make Out Room by Julie Crossman/Penelope Popsicle 

DJ REAL at the Make Out Room by Julie Crossman/Penelope Popsicle 

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Life Is Excellent (Official Music Video) - Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits (by bobbyjoeebola). Directed by Alex Koll.

[Cameos by Jamie & Sissy DeWolf, Kevin O’Shea, Caitlin Gill, Kevin Camia, David Gborie, Nick “DJ REAL” Stargu, Sean Keane, Alex Koll and a whole lotta awesome. One of the best things of the year.]

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8/11. The Cynic Cave @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. $10. Featuring DJ REAL, Casey Ley, Natasha Muse, and Alison Stevenson. Hosted by Kevin O’Shea and George Chen. 

DJ Real a San Francisco-based alternative musical comedy act. Performing all original songs, complete with costume changes, bad dance moves, and interactive multimedia
Casey Ley Has been featured on NPR and was voted the Bay Area’s best comic by readers of SF Weekly in 2012
Natasha Muse Natasha is a comedian, a skeptic, an agnostic, and at least the second-funniest transsexual you know. 
George Chen is a comedian, musician (sort of), and writer (arguable). He has worked for people you may have heard and co-produces the monthly show TALKIES at ATA just down the street.
Alison Stevenson’s favorite movies are Manhattan, Polyester, Harold and Maude, The Forbidden Zone, The Toxic Avenger, and Spaceballs
Kevin O’Shea was a professional ice hockey forward. He played in the National Hockey League with the Buffalo Sabres and St. Louis Blues, as well as in the World Hockey Association with the Minnesota Fighting Saints
$10. Lost Weekend will do pre-sales - extremely limited seatingIn a basement / not wheelchair accessibleLIMITED SEATING TICKETS WILL SELL OUT

8/11. The Cynic Cave @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. $10. Featuring DJ REAL, Casey Ley, Natasha Muse, and Alison Stevenson. Hosted by Kevin O’Shea and George Chen. 

DJ Real a San Francisco-based alternative musical comedy act. Performing all original songs, complete with costume changes, bad dance moves, and interactive multimedia

Casey Ley Has been featured on NPR and was voted the Bay Area’s best comic by readers of SF Weekly in 2012

Natasha Muse Natasha is a comedian, a skeptic, an agnostic, and at least the second-funniest transsexual you know. 

George Chen is a comedian, musician (sort of), and writer (arguable). He has worked for people you may have heard and co-produces the monthly show TALKIES at ATA just down the street.

Alison Stevenson’s favorite movies are Manhattan, Polyester, Harold and Maude, The Forbidden Zone, The Toxic Avenger, and Spaceballs

Kevin O’Shea was a professional ice hockey forward. He played in the National Hockey League with the Buffalo Sabres and St. Louis Blues, as well as in the World Hockey Association with the Minnesota Fighting Saints

$10. Lost Weekend will do pre-sales - extremely limited seating
In a basement / not wheelchair accessible
LIMITED SEATING TICKETS WILL SELL OUT

Sketch Saturday: “Enter the Roommate” by Nick Stargu and Taylor Zavattero

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7/25. Romane Event w/ DJ REAL @ Make Out Room. 3225 Mission St. SF. 8PM. $7-$10. Featuring Liz Grant, Ronn Vigh, and Ivan Hernandez and host Alex White. Tickets Available: Here.

7/25. Romane Event w/ DJ REAL @ Make Out Room. 3225 Mission St. SF. 8PM. $7-$10. Featuring Liz Grant, Ronn Vigh, and Ivan Hernandez and host Alex White. Tickets Available: Here.

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Pushups - Check out the new music video from DJ REAL, where he demonstrates his mastery of…well, you’ll see.

DJ REAL and Kollin Holtz performing at the William Westerfeld House

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Reflections

Even at an early age, bad jokes reigned supreme.

Infantile: DJ REAL