Donny Divanian @ Club Chuckles

Donny Divanian @ Club Chuckles

"While I was moving my hand to shoo a fly away I accidentally transferred 250 dollars into my girlfriend’s checking account."

— Donny Divanian (via Twitter: @donnydivanian)


I’m sorry about my hair. I wanted to get it cut but I don’t have health insurance.

-Donny Divanian @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Raun Harris]

I’m sorry about my hair. I wanted to get it cut but I don’t have health insurance.

-Donny Divanian @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Raun Harris]

11/5. Get Yucked Up @ Dirty Trix. 408 Clement St. SF. 9 PM. Free. Feat Roman Leo, David Gborie, Donny Divanian and Clare O’Kane. Hosted by Keith D.

11/5. Get Yucked Up @ Dirty Trix. 408 Clement St. SF. 9 PM. Free. Feat Roman Leo, David Gborie, Donny Divanian and Clare O’Kane. Hosted by Keith D.

"Things that dangle gross me out unless they are completely naked and in love with me unconditionally."

— Donny Divanian (via Twitter)

Donny Divanian in: Birthday Girl

  • Donny Divanian: It's your birthday? ... Why?
  • Audience Member: Because I was born today.
"Male comedians loved to be held"

— Donny Divanian @ Kimo’s

Donny Divanian & Audience in: Vulnerable

  • Female Audience Member: Don't worry, you're still sexy.
  • Donny Divanian: You swear?
"I asked if your first name is Raymond. I don’t give a fuck about your middle name."

— Donny Divanian to an audience member @ ERA Art Lounge [Paraphrase]