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March 25, 2013
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"There’s no more history on the History Channel; it’s all “Pawn Stars” and “Storage Nonsense”. It used to be a bunch of Hitler showers, but they don’t do that anymore, and somehow, now, it’s worse."

— David Nguyen @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

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March 23, 2013
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Sketch Saturday: “Dylan Quits” by jericho! Comedy.

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March 23, 2013
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"If you wanna rob a muthafucka, you should first refer back to the “Hierarchy of Muthafuckas”. If you got a gun, you’re on the top of that list. And then it’s mid-range weapons, like a pole, a muthafucka with ninja stars. And then it’s athletic muthafuckas. And then it’s a big, black muthafucka and I rule everything under that shit!"

— Brandon Stokes on why he shouldn’t be targeted by crackheads for robbery @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

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March 16, 2013
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Favorite Things of Last Night: “Cats” by Jenn Dronsky.

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March 13, 2013
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"Did you know that a Fig Newton contains one newton of energy?"

— Ben Kolina @ Kip’s Bar/Totally Party [Paraphrase]

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March 13, 2013
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"I’m in my late-20s, so it’s about time to find the guy my kids will be spending weekends with."

— Kate Willett @ Kip’s Bar/Totally Party [Paraphrase]

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March 13, 2013
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“Next time I greet a white guy that I don’t know, I’m going to to bow and see what happens.” - Stephen Ku @ Kip’s Bar/Totally Party [Paraphrase]

“Next time I greet a white guy that I don’t know, I’m going to to bow and see what happens.”

- Stephen Ku @ Kip’s Bar/Totally Party [Paraphrase]

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March 09, 2013
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In honor of black history month, my brother has renamed our dog: “Fredrick Doglass”… the world’s most famous “labolitionist” - Jesse McGrath @ Under the Sun Studios/Backhand Comedy [Paraphrase] [Photo by Imran G]

In honor of black history month, my brother has renamed our dog: “Fredrick Doglass”… the world’s most famous “labolitionist”

- Jesse McGrath @ Under the Sun Studios/Backhand Comedy [Paraphrase]

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March 09, 2013
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"I hate girls who complain how much they hate girls."

— Ali Brown @ Under The Sun Studios [Paraphrase]

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March 05, 2013
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New East Bay Open Mic Starts Tonight! The Bistro. 1001 B St. Hayward. [4 Blocks from BART] SignUps: 7:30pm. Show: 8pm. Hosted by Miss Pearl. 

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