Favorite Things of Last Night: Brew HaHa at EJ Phair’s.

Watch Molly Hart's Halloween set @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy 

femininenoise:

happy halloween!

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"[Before sex] I’ve always wanted to see an erect penis and say, ‘Did I do that?’"

- Aviva Siegel's Steve Urkle homage @ Ivy Room Open Mic [Paraphrase]

"[Before sex] I’ve always wanted to see an erect penis and say, ‘Did I do that?’"

- Aviva Siegel's Steve Urkle homage @ Ivy Room Open Mic [Paraphrase]

The Rundown: (10/21/2013)

The most comprehensive list of stand-up comedy shows and open mics in the Greater San Francisco Bay Area.

Shows

San Francisco

Funny Shits @ Rite Spot Café 2099 Folsom (Mission) 8:00 Free
Melt the Mic @ Melt Café 700 Broadway (North Beach) 8:00 Free
Live at Deluxe- Sean Keane @ Club Deluxe 1511 Haight (Haight) 9:00 Free
LOL Showcase @ OMG 43 Sixth St (SoMa) 9:00 $3
New Bits & Booze- Yayne Abeba @ Café Royale 800 Post St (Tenderloin) 9:00 Free

East Bay

Move Along Nothing to See Here @ The Night Light 311 Broadway, Oakland (Jack London) 8:00 Free
Monday Night Comedy at Tower Grille- Mark Gee @ 1950 Grant St. Concord 8:30 $5 cover w/dinner, $10 w/o

South Bay

Monday Night Comedy at Surf City Billiards-Sam Weber @ 931 Pacific Ave Santa Cruz 9:00 Free

North Bay

Open Mics

San Francisco

Brainwash @ 1122 Folsom St (SoMA) 6:30/7:00-10:00
LOL @ OMG 43 Sixth St (SoMa) 6:30/7:00-9:00
M3Sqrd @ Mutiny Radio 2781 21St (Mission) 7:30/8:00
Portal’s Tavern @ 179 W. Portal Ave (West Portal) 8:00/9:00
M3Sqrd @ Il Pirata 2007 16th St @ Utah St. (Potrero) 10:30

East Bay

The New Parkway (mixed) @ 474 24th St Oakland (Uptown) 7:00/7:30
Baylife Comedy (mixed) @ Venue 420 14th St Oakland 8:00 $5 for non-performers
Ivy Room @ 860 San Pablo, Albany 8:30/9:00

South Bay

Woodham’s Lounge @ 4475 Steven’s Creek Blvd San Jose 8:00-1:00ish
Monday Night Comedy at Surf City Billiards-Sam Weber @ 931 Pacific Ave Santa Cruz 9:00 Free

Upcoming

10/22 Mort Sahl @ Throckmorton Theater Mill Valley
11/1
Anthony Jeselnik @ Palace of Fine Arts San Francisco
11/11 
Eric Andre Show Live @ The Chapel San Francisco
11/13 
David Sedaris @ Marin Veterans’ Auditorium San Rafael
11/19 Nick Kroll @ Palace of Fine Arts San Francisco
11/23 John Hodgeman @ Palace of Fine Arts San Francisco
11/29
Paula Poundstone @ Napa Valley Opera House
11/30 
3rd Annual Tosh Saves the World @ Wells Fargo Center for the Arts

[Curated by mattgubser]

mattgubser:

Outdoor Comedy at First Fridays in Oakland. (at Oakland Art Murmur)

mattgubser:

Outdoor Comedy at First Fridays in Oakland. (at Oakland Art Murmur)

"If somebody asks you if you want ‘extra mustard’ [on your sandwich], they want to fuck!"

Daryus Monday on sandwich delusion @ Ivy Room Open Mic [Paraphrase]

"Everybody wants to be a nerd. They think, ‘Oh, I like obscure shit so that makes me a nerd.’ It’s not about liking things, it’s about people not liking you."

— Christopher John @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase. Full Set Available Here @ 00:29:20]


"I don’t think anything can excite me like a tumbleweed does… Sorry fellas."

– Erin Lampart @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase. Full Set Here @ 17:30]
[Photo by Megan Rosenbloom]

"I don’t think anything can excite me like a tumbleweed does… Sorry fellas."

Erin Lampart @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase. Full Set Here @ 17:30]

[Photo by Megan Rosenbloom]

"I used to be a collegiate athlete; in college I was an athlete. I used to wrestle with my sexuality."

Juan Medina @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase, Full Set: Here @  00:00:23]