Johan Miranda @ squelchLIVE/UC Berkeley
"Anyone here ever cry and come at the same time before? … My set turns people on, or at least makes [couples] appreciate each other."
— Jessica Sele @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
“Downers” by Colleen Watson. Record Live at the Oakland Layover.
2/12. Brew Haha 1st Anniversary @ E.J. Phair’s Brewery. 300 Cumberland St. Pittsburg, CA. 7pm. $10. Featuring Brendan Lynch, Ben Delcastillo, Kimberly Rose Wendt, Matt Casey and Joe Bates. Open Mic: 7:00pm. Show: 7:30pm. Hosted by Justin Lafferty.
DETAILS:
— $10 admission (it’s Mardi Gras and E.J. Phair is hosting a SF Beer Week event at this time, too. $10 also gets you a big ol’ 22-oz bottle of delicious Shorty’s beer to take home!)
— 7 p.m open mic signup
— 7:30 p.m. showtime (showcase starts after open mic)
— Open mic comics who pay the $10 get 10 minutes (and beer!), others get 5.
— There will be cupcakes
“Word Play” by Sammy Obeid (via Tourettes Without Regrets)
![“Now I can diagnose cancer for two from the same mental prison.”
- Aly Jones on neurotically perusing WebMD Pets @ Storking Comedy/Stork Club [Paraphrase]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f79d20c2590e96730eaa02511c67cfe/tumblr_mgj7idsAuc1qcxc43o1_500.png)
“Now I can diagnose cancer for two from the same mental prison.”
- Aly Jones on neurotically perusing WebMD Pets @ Storking Comedy/Stork Club [Paraphrase]
![“‘It’s my vagina, I can rent it out if I’m not using it.’”
- Kelly Anneken on legalizing prostitution @ Storking Comedy/Stork Club [Paraphrase]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/5134da497c83e6497bea925c3c87ad9d/tumblr_mghutddlz51qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
“‘It’s my vagina, I can rent it out if I’m not using it.’”
- Kelly Anneken on legalizing prostitution @ Storking Comedy/Stork Club [Paraphrase]
