Favorite Things of Last Night: Ivy Vasquez going for it at the Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Ivy Vasquez going for it at the Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

"'Breaking Bad' kept people off meth, because if you sold your television you couldn't watch 'Breaking Bad', which is just as addictive as meth."

Aviva Siegel @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

"If I ever went missing I want my picture to be on an eggnog carton."

Kyle Mizono @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

10/3. Storking Comedy @ Stork Club. 2330 Telegraph Ave. Oakland. Free. 8PM. Featuring Emily Van Dyke, Scott Vermeire, and Feel Woods. Hosted by OJ Patterson.

You are cordially invited to Storking Comedy, a one-of-a-kind comedy show in the heart of downtown Oakland. Hosted by OJ Patterson, Storking Comedy features amazingly funny local comedians working on their craft. Following each act, an interview with the host provides in depth elaboration coupled with ribbing rapport. Our spotlight performers:Emily Van DykeScott VermeireFeel Woods Also, accompanying the merrymaking is of course: you. All comedians, hobbyist, amateur or professional, are welcome to participate limited open mic happening from 6:30-8:00pm. Sign-up: 6:00pm. Of course, Stork Club wouldn’t be the Stork Club without the awesomely cheap drinks and pinball, available in abundance. Free show, raucous atmosphere and cheap drinks = no brainer.

10/3. Storking Comedy @ Stork Club. 2330 Telegraph Ave. Oakland. Free. 8PM. Featuring Emily Van Dyke, Scott Vermeire, and Feel Woods. Hosted by OJ Patterson.

You are cordially invited to Storking Comedy, a one-of-a-kind comedy show in the heart of downtown Oakland. Hosted by OJ Patterson, Storking Comedy features amazingly funny local comedians working on their craft. Following each act, an interview with the host provides in depth elaboration coupled with ribbing rapport. 

Our spotlight performers:

Emily Van Dyke
Scott Vermeire
Feel Woods 

Also, accompanying the merrymaking is of course: you. All comedians, hobbyist, amateur or professional, are welcome to participate limited open mic happening from 6:30-8:00pm. Sign-up: 6:00pm. 

Of course, Stork Club wouldn’t be the Stork Club without the awesomely cheap drinks and pinball, available in abundance. Free show, raucous atmosphere and cheap drinks = no brainer.

9/26. Storking Comedy @ Stork Club. 2330 Telegraph Ave. Oakland. Free. 8PM. Featuring Duat Mai, Stroy Moyd and Walker Glenn. Hosted by OJ Patterson.

You are cordially invited to Storking Comedy, a one-of-a-kind comedy show in the heart of downtown Oakland. Hosted by OJ Patterson, Storking Comedy features amazingly funny local comedians working on their craft. Following each act, an interview with the host provides in depth elaboration coupled with ribbing rapport. 
Our spotlight performers:
Rolly Moe (Mad Genius, Soft light Spectral)
Arthur Ballesteros (Shuffle, Glide, Shimmy)
Leslie Small (Haute, Cunning, Honest) 
Also, accompanying the merrymaking is of course: you. All comedians, hobbyist, amateur or professional, are welcome to participate limited open mic happening from 6:30-8:00pm. Sign-up: 6:00pm. 

Of course, Stork Club wouldn’t be the Stork Club without the awesomely cheap drinks and pinball, available in abundance. Free show, raucous atmosphere and cheap drinks = no brainer.

9/26. Storking Comedy @ Stork Club. 2330 Telegraph Ave. Oakland. Free. 8PM. Featuring Duat Mai, Stroy Moyd and Walker Glenn. Hosted by OJ Patterson.

You are cordially invited to Storking Comedy, a one-of-a-kind comedy show in the heart of downtown Oakland. Hosted by OJ Patterson, Storking Comedy features amazingly funny local comedians working on their craft. Following each act, an interview with the host provides in depth elaboration coupled with ribbing rapport. 

Our spotlight performers:

Rolly Moe (Mad Genius, Soft light Spectral)

Arthur Ballesteros (Shuffle, Glide, Shimmy)

Leslie Small (Haute, Cunning, Honest) 

Also, accompanying the merrymaking is of course: you. All comedians, hobbyist, amateur or professional, are welcome to participate limited open mic happening from 6:30-8:00pm. Sign-up: 6:00pm. 

Of course, Stork Club wouldn’t be the Stork Club without the awesomely cheap drinks and pinball, available in abundance. Free show, raucous atmosphere and cheap drinks = no brainer.

This week features Howard Stone, Norman Hazzard, Lydia Popovich and Mike Moto. 

"Someone accused me of being a serial dater. Which is true, because I’ve dated all the flakes, all the fruit loops, and contrary to popular belief, if you eat cocoa puffs, you can go back."

— Cheryl White @ Dorsey’s Locker/Blue Candle Open Mic [Paraphrase]