![I wanted to end my life but I remembered that The Hobbit is coming out in a couple of weeks.
- Jessica Sele @ Stork Club [Paraphrase]](http://www.google.de/imgres?q=the+hobbit&num=10&hl=de&tbo=d&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&tbnid=HIMV01zD3JGIAM:&imgrefurl=http://blogs.cio.com/internet/17496/hobbit-unexpected-journey-first-tv-spot&docid=UT5xrBUObMxYUM&imgurl=http://blogs.cio.com/sites/cio.com/files/u7727/the-hobbit-movie-e1343383853962.jpg&w=558&h=338&ei=3Xy6UJn2H-SA0AWx_4CQDg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=98&vpy=174&dur=3975&hovh=175&hovw=289&tx=195&ty=96&sig=115503814314986087054&page=1&tbnh=147&tbnw=245&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0,i:153)
I wanted to end my life but I remembered that The Hobbit is coming out in a couple of weeks.
- Jessica Sele @ Stork Club [Paraphrase]
![“I saw Skyfall, and I learned that millions of people can be wrong. That movie was dumb.”
- Mean Dave @ Stork Club [Paraphrase]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mebo23UvUg1rk9f4ho1_500.jpg)
“I saw Skyfall, and I learned that millions of people can be wrong. That movie was dumb.”
- Mean Dave @ Stork Club [Paraphrase]
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"The last comedian called his wife a “bitch”, I wouldn’t call a woman a bitch because I know my mom, God rest her soul. I have two older sisters and these bitches are crazy."
— Leroy Stanfield Jr. @ Kimball’s Carnival [Paraphrase]
11/29. Squelchlive Comedy @ UC Berkeley. 101 Morgan. $3-5. 8pm. Featuring Sean Keane, Dave Thomason, Varun Rajan, Richard Dreyling and Irene Tu. Hosted by Tirumari Jothi.
A Cal comedy tradition, squelchLIVE features the best and brightest stand-up comedy the Bay Area has to offer.
We’ve got a great lineup of Cal students and alumni:
• Dave Thomason (NPR, Punchline SF)
• Varun Rajan (Purple Onion)
• Richard Dreyling (Punchline SF, The Living)
• Irene Tu (Rooftop National College Comedy Competition finalist)
• headliner Sean Keane (The Business, SF Sketchfest)
and your host, Tirumari Jothi (Purple Onion, Tommy T’s)!
Doors open at 7:30 PM, show starts at 8
Tickets $3 online • $5 at the door
Presale tickets available: here.
![“Jesus saves… because he’s cheap. What. A. Jew.”
- F.C. Sierra @ Kimball’s Carnaval [Paraphrase]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me2akqGMUs1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
"I used to think I did comedy to understand the chaos of the universe, but I realize I just want to have a drink and not be alone."
— Jessica Sele @ Kimball’s Carnival [Paraphrase]
11/29. Storking Comedy @ Stork Club. 2330 Telegraph Ave. Oakland. 6:30pm-9:00pm. Free. Featuring Andrew Holmgren, Colleen Watson and Ivan Hernandez. Open Mic Sign Ups: 6:00pm. Hosted by OJ Patterson
You are cordially invited to Storking Comedy, a one-of-a-kind comedy show in the heart of downtown Oakland. Hosted by OJ Patterson (no relation), Storking Comedy features amazingly funny local comedians working on their craft. Following each act, an interview with the host provides in depth elaboration coupled with ribbing rapport.
Our first spotlight performers:
Ivan Hernandez (Spirited, loquacious, enthusiast, “Boars, Gore, and Swords” Podcast)
Colleen Watson (Sarcastic, daring, macabre, San Francisco Punch Line)
Andrew Holmgren (Evergreen, quick-witted, stoner, Get Yucked Up)
Also, accompanying the merrymaking is of course: you. All comedians, hobbyist, amateur or professional, are welcome to participate limited open mic happening from 6:30-8:00pm. Sign-up: 6:00pm.
“Communication” by Colleen Watson. Recorded Live at Ladies Layover in Oakland.
