"I’m kind of in a rut; I’m not doing super great. I recently took a narcissism personality disorder quiz online. It was the first link that came up while I was googling myself."
— Walker Glenn @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy (Full Set: Here @ 01:49:10)
"I used to refer to my friend’s mother as ‘Better Mom’. And my mom referred to my friend as ‘Thin Daughter’."
— Eva Valenti @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]
"I love hip-hop… I like going to hip-hop shows. I do find them too interactive for my tastes though. ‘When I say “hey”, you say “ho”!’ Alright, buddy. I didn’t come here for a rally; just rap. I like that that’s my understanding of contemporary hip-hop. When I say “hey”, you say “ho”!’. I sound like my dad rapping. ‘Well name is Paul and I’m here to say…’ My dad and I are the voice that Eddie Murphy mocks."
— Jon Urlie @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]. Full set available: Here (@ 00:33:56)
"I’ve masturbated to elderly porn, or as I like to call it, ‘Sweatin’ to the Oldies’."
— Ron Chapman @ Good Bellies [Paraphrase]