"You can tell a lot about a person by where they grab the bear when squeezing out honey"
— Jesse Elias @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
"VIP Heaven is a gym with bottle service."
— Josh Androsky @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
Jessica Sele Flipping Out
"OJ, the thing I like about you is that you have nothing in common with OJ Simpson, except I hear your laughters in my sleep."
— Jessica Sele @ The Night Light [Paraphrase]
"This is what Oakland is about: cooperation and ignoring bad comedy"
— Mean Dave @ Oakland Art Murmur [Paraphrase]
Chris Riggins, risking life and limb at Oakland Art Murmur. Supported by Matt Gubser, Mean Dave and an obscured Adrian McNair
"Every time I put on make-up I can’t help but feeling like a Lost Boy getting ready to attack Captain Hook"
— Aly Jones @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]
