- Clare: What are you guys talking about?
- Ivan: We're talking about something really cool.
- OJ: Yeah totally dude talk.
- Ivan: Don't worry about it.
- [Clare walks away}
- Ivan & OJ [in unison]: Murmurmurmurmurmurmurmur
— Ivan Hernandez
- David Gborie: Hey Juan, Bobby [Guap] was here.
- Juan: Fuck that guy, I don't talk to him.
1/9/2011: Funny Ass B_tches w/ Amy Miller and Becky Wolf @ The Mel-O-Dee in El Cerrito. 240 El Cerrito Plaza. Every 2nd and 4th Sunday. 9PM. Free. 21+ Booking @ funnyassbeez @ gmail.com . (A real call to arms from the ambitious and talent Miller and Wolf. East Bay room, cool people, expect good things.)
1/5/2011 : John Colins & B.A.G. Present: Set Up, Punch! 138 Minna St. San Francisco. 9 PM. 21+. (A new Wednesday destination, brought to you by Big Al Gonzales (of Deluxe and Purple Onion distinction). Downtown SF comedy, it’s going to big (pun intended)).