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Eloisa Bravo at The Dark Room, August 20th, 2014.

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Eloisa Bravo at The Dark Room, August 20th, 2014.

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Lineup for The Tabernacle at The Dark Room, August 20th, 2014.

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Lineup for The Tabernacle at The Dark Room, August 20th, 2014.

Things Eloisa Bravo Hates. #24HourCynicCave

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Get some comedic catharsis tonight at 8pm! Call 415-397-7573 for tickets! #sanfrancisco #sf #415 #sfcomedy

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Get some comedic catharsis tonight at 8pm! Call 415-397-7573 for tickets! #sanfrancisco #sf #415 #sfcomedy


"You’re not a real woman unless you’ve worn a strap on."

– Eloisa Bravo on femdom @ Oakland Outdoor Comedy Club [Paraphrase]

"You’re not a real woman unless you’ve worn a strap on."

– Eloisa Bravo on femdom @ Oakland Outdoor Comedy Club [Paraphrase]

10/4. iL Pirata Comedy 8 Year Anniversary @ iL Pirata. 2007 16th St. 9pm. Free. Featuring Jabari Davis, Tony Sparks, Rudy O, David Gborie, Frankie Quinones, Clay Newman, Sean Keane, Karinda Dobbins, Shanti Charan, Eloisa Bravo, Yayne Abeba, Anthony Medina.
[I don’t know a more underground gem in the City than the monthly comedy showcase at iL Pirata. It’s kind of intimidating: nestled in the amber-slick off shoot of Portrero Hill; a pub-ish maze of aged leather seats and old souls; an ambiguous round of chairs circled by booths; an inherent casualness bordering on uncertainty. It all requires a level of commitment, to settle down, to nestle, to anticipate. The show never starts early, the subsequent dancing is sometimes forgotten, but in between — especially on anniversary shows — is a solid block of gold. It’s the 3-hour comedy festival, the after hours Comedy Day, the alternative “Sunday Showcase”; it’s every San Francisco Bay Area tradition wrapped up into a single instance. Go early, stay for the long haul, have a few drinks and tell me iL Pirata’s Anniversary show is anything you’ve ever experienced before in your life. If you claim me “wrong”, you’d be a liar, a fool or both, but you’ll also extremely satisfied.]

10/4. iL Pirata Comedy 8 Year Anniversary @ iL Pirata. 2007 16th St. 9pm. Free. Featuring Jabari Davis, Tony Sparks, Rudy O, David Gborie, Frankie Quinones, Clay Newman, Sean Keane, Karinda Dobbins, Shanti Charan, Eloisa Bravo, Yayne Abeba, Anthony Medina.

[I don’t know a more underground gem in the City than the monthly comedy showcase at iL Pirata. It’s kind of intimidating: nestled in the amber-slick off shoot of Portrero Hill; a pub-ish maze of aged leather seats and old souls; an ambiguous round of chairs circled by booths; an inherent casualness bordering on uncertainty. It all requires a level of commitment, to settle down, to nestle, to anticipate. The show never starts early, the subsequent dancing is sometimes forgotten, but in between — especially on anniversary shows — is a solid block of gold. It’s the 3-hour comedy festival, the after hours Comedy Day, the alternative “Sunday Showcase”; it’s every San Francisco Bay Area tradition wrapped up into a single instance. Go early, stay for the long haul, have a few drinks and tell me iL Pirata’s Anniversary show is anything you’ve ever experienced before in your life. If you claim me “wrong”, you’d be a liar, a fool or both, but you’ll also extremely satisfied.]

9/28. Rajeev’s Big Night Out 2nd Anniversary @ Amnesia. 853 Valencia St. SF. 9pm. Featuring Ngaio Bealum, Moore/Devine, Kaseem Bentley, Trevor Hill, Eloisa Bravo and Kate Willett. Music by The Bailen Brothers, French Cassettes and Eggplant Casino.
8/22. 100% Free 16th St Comedy Crawl (Three Shows, One Night) @ Sports Basement, Esta Noche & il Pirata.

SF Comedy First! 3 different FREE shows at 3 great clubs in ONE hilarious night on 16th Street. See them all to win an OFFICIAL CRAWL T-SHIRT* Showtimes at 6, 8 and 10pm at these fine venues:
1) Good Times in the Grotto at Sports Basement: 1590 Bryant (off 16th)
2) Comedy Bodega at Esta Noche: 3079 16th near Mission
3) Il Pirata at 2007 16th near Portrero
NO COVER. SCROLL DOWN FOR COMPLETE SCHEDULE 

6pm: Good Times in the Grotto -Host: Anthony Medina
Featuring Jason Dove, Casey Ley, Emily Van Dyke, Griffin Daley Mary-Alice McNab, Scott Simpson, Donald Lacy
Free Beer! Free snacks!

8pm: Comedy Bodega - Host: Marga Gomez
Featuring Lydia Popvich, Paco Romane, Justin Lucas  Shanti Charan and Johan Miranda
Full Bar and Free snacks! (21 & over)

10pm : IL Pirata - Host Tony Sparks
Featuring Eloisa Bravo, Stroy Moyd , Jabari Davis, Ron Chapman, Kaseem Bentley 
Full Bar
*The official 16th Street Comedy Crawl T Shirts will be given to the first 50 who attend & make it thru ALL 3 Shows- Details TBA

[The most succinct, festive, and affordable Bay Area comedy experience this week, bar none.] 

8/22. 100% Free 16th St Comedy Crawl (Three Shows, One Night) @ Sports Basement, Esta Noche & il Pirata.

SF Comedy First! 3 different FREE shows at 3 great clubs in ONE hilarious night on 16th Street. See them all to win an OFFICIAL CRAWL T-SHIRT* Showtimes at 6, 8 and 10pm at these fine venues:

1) Good Times in the Grotto at Sports Basement: 1590 Bryant (off 16th)

2) Comedy Bodega at Esta Noche: 3079 16th near Mission

3) Il Pirata at 2007 16th near Portrero

NO COVER. SCROLL DOWN FOR COMPLETE SCHEDULE 

6pm: Good Times in the Grotto -Host: Anthony Medina

Featuring Jason Dove, Casey Ley, Emily Van Dyke, Griffin Daley Mary-Alice McNab, Scott Simpson, Donald Lacy

Free Beer! Free snacks!

8pm: Comedy Bodega - Host: Marga Gomez

Featuring Lydia Popvich, Paco Romane, Justin Lucas  Shanti Charan and Johan Miranda

Full Bar and Free snacks! (21 & over)

10pm : IL Pirata - Host Tony Sparks

Featuring Eloisa Bravo, Stroy Moyd , Jabari Davis, Ron Chapman, Kaseem Bentley 

Full Bar

*The official 16th Street Comedy Crawl T Shirts will be given to the first 50 who attend & make it thru ALL 3 Shows- Details TBA

[The most succinct, festive, and affordable Bay Area comedy experience this week, bar none.] 

7/5. The BitchSlap [Comedy] @ Exit Cafe. 156 Eddy St. SF. 8pm. $10. Featuring Eloisa Bravo, Kimberly Rose Wendt, Kristee Ono, Mary-Alice McNab, Aly Jones and Anna Seregina. Tickets Available: Here. 

7/5. The BitchSlap [Comedy] @ Exit Cafe. 156 Eddy St. SF. 8pm. $10. Featuring Eloisa Bravo, Kimberly Rose Wendt, Kristee Ono, Mary-Alice McNab, Aly Jones and Anna Seregina. Tickets Available: Here

"I can’t have babies, don’t let my accent fool you. In my culture, this [motions to vagina] shuts down when you get a degree."

— Eloisa Bravo @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]