You really have to pay attention to the plot of Game of Thrones or you’ll masturbate to something horrible.
– Chris Fairbanks @ Roxie Theater/Seanukkah [Paraphrase]

You really have to pay attention to the plot of Game of Thrones or you’ll masturbate to something horrible.

Chris Fairbanks @ Roxie Theater/Seanukkah [Paraphrase]

boarsgoreandswords:

nickmillustrations:

This illustration was supposed to be posted last week but due to all 4 of my wisdom teeth being pulled I was out of commission, feeling better now I can finally post this Illustration. This is based upon the the awesome podcast Boars, Gore, and Swords. It is hosted by comedians Red Scott and Ivan Hernandez they re-cap the Game of Thrones TV show, as well as read the books and regurgitate it into to comedy bits for the listener, and does what you should be watching episodes in which they recommend what TV shows to watch. The best part of the podcast is whenever Red and Ivan’s conversations just digress into either Comics, Tv, Pop Culture, Comedians, and or Weed. 
This illustration is more based on the Dunk and Egg stories they recently read. I imagined Ivan as Dunk and Red as Egg because whenever the conversations break down into fictional war strategy Ivan usually goes with a more physical response such as bust a dudes head in with armor mounted spikes, while Red tends to go with a more tactical response. It is a stark contrast to what would actually happen to the both of them in a war scenario, which is die a horrible death.
There are little clues in this illustration as to what they most talk about on the podcast such as the flag Red is holding is a shout out to the west wing and Aaron Sorkin, as well as the Tardis is a shout to to time travel. In Ivan’s case I chose to depict him with a weed shield, and Cthulhu monster tentacles attacking him and his stead. All of this is self explanatory if you listen to the podcast. Btw if the lettering is hard to make out it says “the third greatest game of thrones podcast”.

This is the best, my legs have never been in such great shape - Red.

boarsgoreandswords:

nickmillustrations:

This illustration was supposed to be posted last week but due to all 4 of my wisdom teeth being pulled I was out of commission, feeling better now I can finally post this Illustration. This is based upon the the awesome podcast Boars, Gore, and Swords. It is hosted by comedians Red Scott and Ivan Hernandez they re-cap the Game of Thrones TV show, as well as read the books and regurgitate it into to comedy bits for the listener, and does what you should be watching episodes in which they recommend what TV shows to watch. The best part of the podcast is whenever Red and Ivan’s conversations just digress into either Comics, Tv, Pop Culture, Comedians, and or Weed. 

This illustration is more based on the Dunk and Egg stories they recently read. I imagined Ivan as Dunk and Red as Egg because whenever the conversations break down into fictional war strategy Ivan usually goes with a more physical response such as bust a dudes head in with armor mounted spikes, while Red tends to go with a more tactical response. It is a stark contrast to what would actually happen to the both of them in a war scenario, which is die a horrible death.

There are little clues in this illustration as to what they most talk about on the podcast such as the flag Red is holding is a shout out to the west wing and Aaron Sorkin, as well as the Tardis is a shout to to time travel. In Ivan’s case I chose to depict him with a weed shield, and Cthulhu monster tentacles attacking him and his stead. All of this is self explanatory if you listen to the podcast. Btw if the lettering is hard to make out it says “the third greatest game of thrones podcast”.

This is the best, my legs have never been in such great shape - Red.

(via ivanhernandez)

inappropriatelyadorable:

Fanart for one of my favorite podcasts, Boars, Gore and Swords, a Game of Thrones recap podcast hosted by comedians Red Scott and Ivan Hernandez.  One of the reasons I’m most excited about season 3 of GoT is the return of these two guys discussing/making fun of the show, with frequent tangents onto topics such as comic books, Trader Joes, and Aaron Sorkin.
(Everything in this picture makes sense if you listen to the podcast.)

inappropriatelyadorable:

Fanart for one of my favorite podcasts, Boars, Gore and Swords, a Game of Thrones recap podcast hosted by comedians Red Scott and Ivan Hernandez.  One of the reasons I’m most excited about season 3 of GoT is the return of these two guys discussing/making fun of the show, with frequent tangents onto topics such as comic books, Trader Joes, and Aaron Sorkin.

(Everything in this picture makes sense if you listen to the podcast.)

(via ivanhernandez)

Boars, Gore and Swords Fan Art by Danny Mak

Boars, Gore and Swords Fan Art by Danny Mak

Dipstick Swagger: Game of Thrones Edition w/ Tirumari Jothi, Dash Kwiatkowski and Stephen Ku. 

Boars, Gore and Swords: A Game of Thrones Podcast. Episode 5. “The Wolf and Lion Shave Their Chest” Featuring Red Scott and Ivan Hernandez. Download Link: Here.

Ivan and Red cover “The Wolf and The Lion” in the last of the Season 1 GoT episodes directed by Brian Kirk.  We’re introduced to the Knight of Flowers, some hill people, Varys the big gay cat, giant dragon skulls, and the ultimate attachment parenting.  We also cover the shaving of chests and smuckers jam in more depth than was strictly necessary. Intro music is “Learning to Fly” by  Arkngthand.

[Great episode. This might be the turning point of spinning my interest into patronage. Thanks Ivan and Red for flaring up a potential obsession.]

Boars, Gore and Swords: A Game of Thrones Podcast. Episode 3. Featuring Red Scott and Ivan Hernandez. Download Link: Here.

[Winter be coming]

Boars, Gore and Swords: A Game of Thrones Podcast. Episode 2. Featuring Red Scott and Ivan Hernandez. Download Link: Here.

[Swiftly becoming one of my favorite podcasts]

Boars, Gore and Swords: A Game of Thrones Podcast. Episode 1. Featuring Red Scott and Ivan Hernandez. Download Link: Here

[Two SF comedians talk about the ins (entrails) and and outs (beheadings) of HBO’s “Game of Thrones”. P.S. You can hear them eating giant turkey legs the whole time. Good attention to detail.]