"It would be depressing because it would just be five dicks and a Comedy Central logo."

Kate Willett on why she doesn’t make vision boards @ Good Bellies/The Thing That Ate Temescal [Paraphrase]


"I paid 99¢ and I still feel ripped off.”

- Chad Opitz on Tony’s Macaroni and Cheese Pizza @ Good Bellies [Paraphrase]

"I paid 99¢ and I still feel ripped off.”

- Chad Opitz on Tony’s Macaroni and Cheese Pizza @ Good Bellies [Paraphrase]

Favorite Things of Last Night: K^ren.
[This trio plundered with absolute pretense, irreverence, and CHARACTER. They go hard in the taint. Click the photo for a taste. Check them out live for the full effect.]

Favorite Things of Last Night: K^ren.

[This trio plundered with absolute pretense, irreverence, and CHARACTER. They go hard in the taint. Click the photo for a taste. Check them out live for the full effect.]

Clare O’Kane and audience @ Good Bellies
[Madam O’Kane was accompanied by jazz guitar — which should be mandatory — played by a gentleman stationed behind her. Twas grand]

Clare O’Kane and audience @ Good Bellies

[Madam O’Kane was accompanied by jazz guitar — which should be mandatory — played by a gentleman stationed behind her. Twas grand]


“[For me] sex is like pizza because I like to pat it down with a napkin first… Makes me feel healthy.”

- George Chen @ Good Bellies [Paraphrase]

[For me] sex is like pizza because I like to pat it down with a napkin first… Makes me feel healthy.”

- George Chen @ Good Bellies [Paraphrase]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Jon Schabl


"Fuck the haters! I’m cute! … Earlier today I was in my girlfriend’s kitch wearing only a crown. #i #am #cute!"

- Josh Androsky @ Good Bellies [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jennifer Berge, and to properly read the quote, you have to replace the #’s with the word “hashtag”]

"Fuck the haters! I’m cute! … Earlier today I was in my girlfriend’s kitch wearing only a crown. #i #am #cute!"

- Josh Androsky @ Good Bellies [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jennifer Berge, and to properly read the quote, you have to replace the #’s with the word “hashtag”]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Kyle Mizono's Wares @ Good Bellies.

Favorite Things of Last Night: Kyle Mizono's Wares @ Good Bellies.

6/5. The Thing That Ate Temescal (Comedy + Music) @ Good Bellies Cafe. 4659 Telegraph Ave. Oakland. 8:30pm. Free (Donations Accepted). Featuring Jessica Sele, Jesse Elias, Jon Schabl, Kyle Mizono, Ron Chapman, Chad Opitz, Erik Krasner and hosted by George Chen. Music by Karen [Featured Below]

6/5. The Thing That Ate Temescal (Comedy + Music) @ Good Bellies Cafe. 4659 Telegraph Ave. Oakland. 8:30pm. Free (Donations Accepted). Featuring Jessica Sele, Jesse Elias, Jon Schabl, Kyle Mizono, Ron Chapman, Chad Opitz, Erik Krasner and hosted by George Chen. Music by Karen [Featured Below]