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February 20, 2013
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Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction: David Gborie (8/15/2012)

Last night, I spent an evening at the Nerdmelt Theater in Los Angeles, CA, for the most recent edition of Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction. A star-studded line-up of comedians wrote absurdly sexual tales with subjects as divergent as Don Quixote and Alf. Congratulations to winners Solomon Georgio (Alvin and the Chipmunks) and Heather Thompson (Alf). Special shout-outs to former Bay Boys, Chris Thayer (Breaking Bad) and Bobcat Goldthwait (Green Eggs and Ham), as well as the litany of talent on display. In celebration, by permission, I present to you another winner, David Gborie, culled from a CEFF show in August at the Hemlock Tavern. NSFW. Enjoy. 

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January 14, 2013
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We did it, babies! Our first ever LIVE EPISODE! Jorma Taccone (SNL, the Lonely Island, Girls) speaks to us about ASMR, embarrassing first recordings, and being an unlikely heartthrob. Alex Koll (Comedy Central) shares with us his bowling expertise and explains what “pussy boy” means. Natasha Muse (A Funny Night for Comedy) talks science and tells the truly incredible story of how her baby came to be (hint: not the usual way!). Tony Bedard (booker of the Hemlock Tavern) shares some of the worst booking emails he’s ever gotten. Plus, two bona fide Robin Williams experts: Joey Devine Dr. William Robbins & Sean Keane Professor Adam Patches!

Live music from Nate Heller!

Breast massagers! Stray dogs! Heckling dads! ASMR! Mark Twain! This episode has it all!

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Check us out on Cave Comedy Radio! Right-click here to download!

Tags: podcast comedy jorma taccone the lonely island alex koll natasha muse tony bedard sean keane joey devine lisa hanawalt emily heller hemlock tavern san francisco Baby Geniuses

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August 26, 2012
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Tonight: BANANAZZZ West Coast Premiere @ Hemlock Tavern. 1131 Polk St. SF. 8PM. $5. Featuring Kevin O’Shea and Joey Devine. Music by DSTVV.

supp posers im craig, lead singer of art-punk trailblazers BANANAZZZ and im coming to san francisco to screen our documentary at the hemlock on sunday, august 26th. it’s a deep look at the pressures of being a PUNK POET GENIUS with a band full of normals, and trying to make art the actually means something WHATEVER watch the trailer here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3gg5PtDIvk

along with the screening there will be a q&a with me, darren (idiot drummer) and some chick named kate that directed the thing.

 PREPARE INTELLIGENT QUESTIONS!! and prepare to get the shit punked out of you by ME.

also on the bill will be “comedy” (ugh) from people who i have been told are very funny (if you like humour). those people are listed below:

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August 19, 2012
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San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Brandie Posey (“Al pastor, avocado, french fries, cheese, sour cream, hot salsa!”) [53 Days Left] [Photo by Caitlin Kimball]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Brandie Posey (“Al pastor, avocado, french fries, cheese, sour cream, hot salsa!”) [53 Days Left]

[Photo by Caitlin Kimball]

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August 16, 2012
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Riding Miss Daisy

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Last night, I participated in Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction, a monthly LA show that made its San Francisco debut last night. The competition is split into two parts: in the first, contestants read prepared pieces of erotic fan fiction (topics last night included Animaniacs, Angry Birds, and the sitcom Family Matters). Before they read, contestants from the second round draw topics from a bag, and write their own pieces while the prepared works are read. Second-round topics included Watership Down, Carl Sagan’s Cosmos, and X-Men. I was fortunate enough to draw Driving Miss Daisy as my topic, and I’ve included my piece after the jump.

WARNING: Not Safe For Work. Not safe for anywhere.

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July 31, 2012
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8/15. Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction @ Hemlock Tavern. 1131 Polk St. 6PM. $10. Featuring Kyle Kinane, Baron Vaughn, Alex Koll, Mike Drucker, Ian Karmel, Derek Sheen, Jesse Elias, Caitlin Gill, Sean Keane, and David Gborie. Hosted by Bryan Cook. Tickets Available: Here. RSVP: Here.  Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction is a comedy show (and soon-to-be podcast) founded in Seattle, created & hosted by Bryan Cook. Each event features 10 comics, writing and performing Erotic Fan Fiction pieces, based on their whims or audience suggestions. It’s really stupid. Now a monthly fixture at the Nerdist Theater in LA, CEFF makes it’s San Francisco DEBUT with some of the Bay Area’s finest, and some very special guests!

8/15. Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction @ Hemlock Tavern. 1131 Polk St. 6PM. $10. Featuring Kyle Kinane, Baron Vaughn, Alex Koll, Mike Drucker, Ian Karmel, Derek Sheen, Jesse Elias, Caitlin Gill, Sean Keane, and David Gborie. Hosted by Bryan Cook. Tickets Available: Here. RSVP: Here. 

Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction is a comedy show (and soon-to-be podcast) founded in Seattle, created & hosted by Bryan Cook. Each event features 10 comics, writing and performing Erotic Fan Fiction pieces, based on their whims or audience suggestions. It’s really stupid.

Now a monthly fixture at the Nerdist Theater in LA, CEFF makes it’s San Francisco DEBUT with some of the Bay Area’s finest, and some very special guests!

Tags: Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction hemlock tavern sf san francisco bay area event Kyle Kinane baron vaughn alex koll Mike Drucker Ian Karmel Derek Sheen Jesse Elias caitlin gill sean keane David Gborie Bryan Cook

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May 05, 2012
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5/7. Final Comedy Super PAC @ Hemlock Tavern. 1131 Polk St. SF. $5. 7PM. Featuring W. Kamau Bell, Nato Green, Kevin O’Shea, Alex Koll and Heather Gold.  Two of the Bay Area’s best and most renowned comedians, Nato Green and W. Kamau Bell, have come together —- OK, who are we kidding? They‘re not that often apart from each other —- to present a new weekly stand-up comedy showcase in one of San Francisco’s coolest alternative comedy venues, The Hemlock Tavern. The show is called Comedy SuperPAC. Like any SuperPAC, its mission is to foist unlimited good comedy on San Francisco audiences and then to funnel unlimited money (or at least a portion of the proceeds) to a great cause. For the first run of weekly shows from March 12-May 7, this huge bag of cash is going to the Applied Research Center known for its online magazine, Colorlines.com. 

5/7. Final Comedy Super PAC @ Hemlock Tavern. 1131 Polk St. SF. $5. 7PM. Featuring W. Kamau Bell, Nato Green, Kevin O’Shea, Alex Koll and Heather Gold. 

Two of the Bay Area’s best and most renowned comedians, Nato Green and W. Kamau Bell, have come together —- OK, who are we kidding? They‘re not that often apart from each other —- to present a new weekly stand-up comedy showcase in one of San Francisco’s coolest alternative comedy venues, The Hemlock Tavern. The show is called Comedy SuperPAC. Like any SuperPAC, its mission is to foist unlimited good comedy on San Francisco audiences and then to funnel unlimited money (or at least a portion of the proceeds) to a great cause. For the first run of weekly shows from March 12-May 7, this huge bag of cash is going to the Applied Research Center known for its online magazine, Colorlines.com. 

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April 22, 2012
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4/23. Comedy SuperPAC @ Hemlock Tavern. 1131 Polk St. SF. $5. 7PM. Featuring W. Kamau Bell, Nato Green, Joe Klocek, Chris Thayer and Alex White.  Two of the Bay Area’s best and most renowned comedians, Nato Green and W. Kamau Bell, have come together —- OK, who are we kidding? They‘re not that often apart from each other —- to present a new weekly stand-up comedy showcase in one of San Francisco’s coolest alternative comedy venues, The Hemlock Tavern. The show is called Comedy SuperPAC. Like any SuperPAC, its mission is to foist unlimited good comedy on San Francisco audiences and then to funnel unlimited money (or at least a portion of the proceeds) to a great cause. For the first run of weekly shows from March 12-May 7, this huge bag of cash is going to the Applied Research Center known for its online magazine, Colorlines.com. 

4/23. Comedy SuperPAC @ Hemlock Tavern. 1131 Polk St. SF. $5. 7PM. Featuring W. Kamau Bell, Nato Green, Joe Klocek, Chris Thayer and Alex White. 

Two of the Bay Area’s best and most renowned comedians, Nato Green and W. Kamau Bell, have come together —- OK, who are we kidding? They‘re not that often apart from each other —- to present a new weekly stand-up comedy showcase in one of San Francisco’s coolest alternative comedy venues, The Hemlock Tavern. The show is called Comedy SuperPAC. Like any SuperPAC, its mission is to foist unlimited good comedy on San Francisco audiences and then to funnel unlimited money (or at least a portion of the proceeds) to a great cause. For the first run of weekly shows from March 12-May 7, this huge bag of cash is going to the Applied Research Center known for its online magazine, Colorlines.com. 

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April 13, 2012
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4/16. Comedy SuperPAC @ Hemlock Tavern. 1131 Polk St. SF. $5. 7PM. Featuring W. Kamau Bell, Nato Green, Will Durst, Karinda Dobbins, Red Scott, and James Fluty. 

4/16. Comedy SuperPAC @ Hemlock Tavern. 1131 Polk St. SF. $5. 7PM. Featuring W. Kamau Bell, Nato Green, Will Durst, Karinda Dobbins, Red Scott, and James Fluty. 

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April 02, 2012
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4/2. Comedy SUPERPAC @ Hemlock Tavern. 1131 Polk St. SF. 7pm. $5. Featuring Nato Green, W. Kamau Bell, Moshe Kasher, Joey Devine, Erin Judge, and Dave Thomason.

4/2. Comedy SUPERPAC @ Hemlock Tavern. 1131 Polk St. SF. 7pm. $5. Featuring Nato Green, W. Kamau Bell, Moshe Kasher, Joey Devine, Erin Judge, and Dave Thomason.

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