[A true Bay Area holiday tradition]

courtingcomedy:

“Thanksgiving Jam” by Emily Heller.

(Source: rooftopcomedy.com)

calasich:

Jesse Elias conducts a holiday Pringles Communion at La Rocca’s. To quote the host, “You have an awful palette.”

(via talkiesshow)



"Merry Christmas or Happy Chanukah, depending on what kind of atheist you are."


- Jesse Elias @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

"Merry Christmas or Happy Chanukah, depending on what kind of atheist you are."

- Jesse Elias @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

"Unfairness Awareness" by Foxtails Brigade. Directed by Brent Weinbach.

madpinko:

Karen Kilgariff - “Drink My Way Through Christmas”

[SF90s]

12/15. A VERY “DIE HARD” DRAGON VIPER COBRA HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR @ Under the Sun Studios. 2956 Treat Blvd, Ste. B. Concord, California. 7&9PM. $8-$10. Tickets Available: Here. 

*YOU SHOULD READ THIS LIKE ALAN RICKMAN*Hello my dearest John Mcclane. I’ve hired a group of hooligans to come to your house and steal all of your cookies for Christmas. AVADA KADAVRA!” HO - HO - HO
*You can stop reading as Alan now if you like. “This holiday season, get ready! WE’RE BRINGING YOU 2 ACTION PACKED SHOWS WITH MORE ACTION, MORE HILARITY AND MORE DANGER THAN THE TAKANOMI BUILDING OR ANY OTHER FICTIONAL PLACE EVER, CAN HOLD!Every holiday show we preform in, we top it year after year and this one will be no different. Expect nothing more then AWESOME THIS YEAR!WE’RE BRINGING BACK OUR SHORT FORM WITHIN OUR LONG FORM STYLE! SO YOU GET TO SEE OUR VERY BEST PROV WITH THE COOLEST OF GAMES! EVEN SUPER DANGEROUS ONES THAT COULD BREAK BONES! WHAT!OH YEAH, WE MIGHT NEED YOUR HELP ON STAGE!YIPPEE KI YAY. 

12/15. A VERY “DIE HARD” DRAGON VIPER COBRA HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR @ Under the Sun Studios. 2956 Treat Blvd, Ste. B. Concord, California. 7&9PM. $8-$10. Tickets Available: Here

*YOU SHOULD READ THIS LIKE ALAN RICKMAN*

Hello my dearest John Mcclane. I’ve hired a group of hooligans to come to your house and steal all of your cookies for Christmas. AVADA KADAVRA!” 
HO - HO - HO

*You can stop reading as Alan now if you like. “

This holiday season, get ready! 

WE’RE BRINGING YOU 2 ACTION PACKED SHOWS WITH MORE ACTION, MORE HILARITY AND MORE DANGER THAN THE TAKANOMI BUILDING OR ANY OTHER FICTIONAL PLACE EVER, CAN HOLD!

Every holiday show we preform in, we top it year after year and this one will be no different. Expect nothing more then AWESOME THIS YEAR!


WE’RE BRINGING BACK OUR SHORT FORM WITHIN OUR LONG FORM STYLE! SO YOU GET TO SEE OUR VERY BEST PROV WITH THE COOLEST OF GAMES! EVEN SUPER DANGEROUS ONES THAT COULD BREAK BONES! WHAT!

OH YEAH, WE MIGHT NEED YOUR HELP ON STAGE!

YIPPEE KI YAY. 
Holiday Keith Lowell Jensen
"…Christmas, a day picked randomly by time and man through a mixture of history and myth, a single day of appointed joy, that came to be by a series of events and misconceptions and attempts by the church to subjugate the pagan religion…. Aww the Holidays."

— Conor Kellicutt (via Facebook)

Happy St. Patrick’s Day. I don’t really celebrate the day but who am I to scoff at the people who take reassurance in their heritage. In light of tonight’s festivities (stay safe please) I present to you a gentleman named Paul F. Tompkins. Here is a Paddy’s day themed excerpt from his 2009 comedy album, Freak Wharf. This ultimately proves his greatness, and should be appreciated with no copyright infringement intended.

Locks of Love by. Chillehbehbeh