Daryus Monday, Kaseem Bentley and Jabari Davis by Kiko Briez 

Purple is the gateway drug to lavender and lilac!

- David Gborie’s sober recollection of intoxicated thoughts @ iL Pirata

They say “don’t let the bed bugs bite” but if you have bed bugs, and you sleep on that bed, they will bite you. That phrase should be changed to “sleep on the floor”.

- Luke Lockfeld @ Il Pirata 

3/2. Sylvan Takeover @ iL Pirata. 2007 16th St. SF. Free. 9PM. Featuring Andrew Holmgren, David Gborie, Keith D., Luke Lockfeld and OJ Patterson. 

[We’re about to class the frack out of iL Pirata, the number one place to live and let loose. Every time you get all the Sylvan family together, the collective rambunctious energy is infectious. Added to that, iL Pirata is the best incubator for rowdy, sweaty, gut-wrenching comedy. AND, the best host in the Bay, Tony Sparks will be spreading a lot of love. I don’t know what else could convince you to come out. Free puppies?] 

2/3. Lyall Behrens @ iL Pirata. 2007 16th St. 9PM. No Cover. Feat Daryus Monday, Marv Lucas and Glamis Rory. Hosted by Tony Sparks. Presented by Speech Therapy. 

1/6. Shanti Charan @ iL Pirata. 2007 16th St. 9PM. NO COVER. Feat David Studebaker, Kevin Munroe, Karinda Dobbins and Molly Sokhom. Hosted by Tony Sparks. Presented by Speech Therapy.

12/2. Comedy Night @ iL Pirata. 2007 16th St. SF. Free. 9PM. Featuring Dejan Tyler, Juan Medina, Karinda Dobbins, Luke Lockfeld and Steve Danner. Hosted by Chris Riggins.

Kaseem (mauling an audience member) by Raun Harris. Full Set Available: Here.

[P.S. The audience member is a best friend/former roommate]