![Favorite Things of Last Night: Kaseem Bentley @ iL Pirata (9/2/2011)
[A word collage made of phrases said by Bentley during his epic 45 minute set. Original photo by. Takeo Hope.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrkwx86bsP1qcxc43o1_500.png)
Favorite Things of Last Night: Kaseem Bentley @ iL Pirata (9/2/2011)
[A word collage made of phrases said by Bentley during his epic 45 minute set. Original photo by. Takeo Hope.]
"I’m going to have to get my shit together if I want to fuck these kids!"
— Kaseem Bentley voicing the frustrations of a lowly, ill-prepared molester.
"Fleece is the white man’s leather"
— Kaseem Bentley @ iL Pirata
![9/2. Kaseem Bentley Headlines iL Pirata. 2007 16th St. SF. 9 PM. No Cover. Feat Kibibi Dillon, Priya Prasad, David Gborie and OJ Patterson. Hosted by Tony Sparks. Presented by Speech Therapy.
[Kaseem Bentley, insult extraordinaire, remains untouched as the undisputed champ of speech heresy, mowing down audiences with stylish and vigorous wit. Bentley will be performing the closing duties in iL Pirata, the renown home turf of many Bay Area underground notables. To compliment his show, Kaseem has handpicked some of his favorite fresh comedians. I’m honored to be on this show, iL Pirata has always been a hotbed of quality and a joy to perform in. Hope to see you there.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgggxh1PM1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
9/2. Kaseem Bentley Headlines iL Pirata. 2007 16th St. SF. 9 PM. No Cover. Feat Kibibi Dillon, Priya Prasad, David Gborie and OJ Patterson. Hosted by Tony Sparks. Presented by Speech Therapy.
[Kaseem Bentley, insult extraordinaire, remains untouched as the undisputed champ of speech heresy, mowing down audiences with stylish and vigorous wit. Bentley will be performing the closing duties in iL Pirata, the renown home turf of many Bay Area underground notables. To compliment his show, Kaseem has handpicked some of his favorite fresh comedians. I’m honored to be on this show, iL Pirata has always been a hotbed of quality and a joy to perform in. Hope to see you there.]
"We both fuck white people with low self esteem…It feels like justice"
— Khara Cara on the similarities between Blacks and Asians [Paraphrased]
"With a name like Anneken, it was only a matter of time before you go to the dark side."
— Kelly Anneken after a blue joke [Paraphrase]
"I want my afro back"
— Tony Sparks
"Eat a fiber cracker bitch, and let it go."
— Lilibeth Helson’s life philosophy
Tonight: Bombshells (Female Comedy) @ iL Pirata. 2007 16th St. Free. 21+. 9 PM. Featuring Khara Cara, Alicia Madrigal, Nina G, Kelly Anneken, Lilibeth Helson and more. Hosted by the Legendary Tony Sparks. Brought to you by Speech Therapy.
