"@AndrewWK Even though it’s kind of your specialty, I’m pretty sure I could beat you at Mario Party."
— Jacob Rubin (via Twitter: @jacobsrubin)
"I don’t know what happen. All I know is I woke up 20 minutes later, covered in urine. But it’s okay, it wasn’t my urine."
— Jacob Rubin [Paraphrase]
"Sometimes I play video game music while I do a repetitive task and pretend I’m an NPC."
— Jacob Rubin (via Twitter)