8/15. Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction @ Hemlock Tavern. 1131 Polk St. 6PM. $10. Featuring Kyle Kinane, Baron Vaughn, Alex Koll, Mike Drucker, Ian Karmel, Derek Sheen, Jesse Elias, Caitlin Gill, Sean Keane, and David Gborie. Hosted by Bryan Cook. Tickets Available: Here. RSVP: Here. 

Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction is a comedy show (and soon-to-be podcast) founded in Seattle, created & hosted by Bryan Cook. Each event features 10 comics, writing and performing Erotic Fan Fiction pieces, based on their whims or audience suggestions. It’s really stupid.

Now a monthly fixture at the Nerdist Theater in LA, CEFF makes it’s San Francisco DEBUT with some of the Bay Area’s finest, and some very special guests!

“OJ Patterson’s Forced Laughter (ketchup portrait)” by Jesse Elias

8/3. Talkies 3D @ Artists’ Television Access. 992 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. $8. Featuring Mike Drucker, Molly Sokhom, Vladimir Khylnin, and Arjun Ram Srivasta. Films by Chris Sollars, David Enos, Chris Garcia & Wreck and Salvage, Janelle Hessig and Sean Solomon. Hosted by George Chen, Jesse Elias and Miles K. 

Jesse Elias Backstage @ Dark Room Theater

7/14. The Cynic Cave @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. $7. Featuring Brandie Posey, Chris Garcia, Jesse Elias, Miles K, Eric Dadourian, Kevin O’Shea, Allen Strickland Williams, Jessica Sele, Land Smith and Oscar Michel. Hosted by George Chen. More Information: Here. 

The Cynic Cave

Comedy in the basement of Lost Weekend Video

July 14, 2012

a very Bastille Day comedy show with some local favorites and a grip of out-of-towners!

Chris Garcia

Brandie Posey (LA)

Jesse Elias

Miles K

Eric Dadourian (LA)

Megan Koester (LA)

Kevin O’Shea

Allen Strickland Williams (LA)

Jessica Sele

Land Smith

Oscar Michel

hosted by George Chen

* In a basement / not wheelchair accessible

Roman Leo Roast by Anya G

7/14. The Front Row @ Dark Room Theater. 2263 Mission St. SF. 8:30pm. $6-8. Featuring Jesse Elias and OJ Patterson. Tickets available: Here.

The Front Row: an all-girl sketch comedy troupe formed in 2009, returns to the Dark Room on Saturday 7/14! With special guests OJ Patterson, and Jesse Elias. Tickets are $6 in advance: http://thefrontrow4.com/tickets/ or $8 at the door. Doors at 8pm/Show at 8:30pm!

7/6. Talkies (Stand-Up + Short Films) @ Artists’ Television Access. 992 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. $8. Featuring Guy Branum, Jesse Elias, Miles K, and Clare O’Kane. Hosted by Anna Seregina and George Chen. Films by David Enos, Chris Sollars, Ben Wolfinsohn/Longmont Potion Castle, Joey Izzo and Edwin Li. Official Site: Here. 

Third tip to save money: kill yourself. 9 out of 10 economists agree that dead people spend less money.

- Jesse Elias @ Vitus [Paraphrase]