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![emilyheller:
Happy Monday.
[Robyn Williams by Emily Heller]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md03renn4D1qboworo1_500.jpg)
![Does anybody know how to take out extentions?… I might have to get into a fight with a woman in a Burger King in Oakland.
- Alex Koll @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7y1gcGdbJ1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
"…Christmas, a day picked randomly by time and man through a mixture of history and myth, a single day of appointed joy, that came to be by a series of events and misconceptions and attempts by the church to subjugate the pagan religion…. Aww the Holidays."
— Conor Kellicutt (via Facebook)
Comedy Theme Song: “Rapper’s Delight” by. the Sugar Hill Gang.
"That’s life! Yeah you might die but it’s fucking fun!"
— Justin Scales
"You’re only going to die a little bit."
— Spencer DeVine (gearing up for battle with a Predator @ Sylvan Open Improv.)
Kaseem and Brian School OJ.
- Kaseem (@ OJ): You need to start messing with these hand jobs. Some of these girls know what they're doing.
- Brian: Yeah like they're shooting craps.
- [Paraphrased]
