"That’s life! Yeah you might die but it’s fucking fun!"

— Justin Scales

"You’re only going to die a little bit."

— Spencer DeVine (gearing up for battle with a Predator @ Sylvan Open Improv.)

Kaseem and Brian School OJ.

  • Kaseem (@ OJ): You need to start messing with these hand jobs. Some of these girls know what they're doing.
  • Brian: Yeah like they're shooting craps.
  • [Paraphrased]
"Oh you thought I would bomb? Don’t you ever! [dramatic pause] Think that!"

— Jabari Davis


Do you think Omar Epps hates being referred to as “that House nigga?”

- Max Neal

Do you think Omar Epps hates being referred to as “that House nigga?”

- Max Neal

"You only love Kitty Pride because she’s Jewish!"

— Joe Gorman @ Ivan Hernandez [Paraphrased]