"The juxtaposition of laughter and snoring… this is art, this is art."

Caitlin Gill @ #24HourCynicCave / Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

"I like listening to rap. It reminds me of my father, the rhyming, boastful, gun smuggler…Shout out to the 0-to-5 people watching the live stream. One of them is me. I left my computer open."

Land Smith @ #24HourCynicCave/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

"I’m depressed and suicidal but in the happiest way you can do it."

Jessica Sele @ Amnesia Open Mic [Paraphrase]


"I asked for a two minute ‘light’."

Ben Kolina during a three minute set @ Answer Me!/Lost Weekend Video 

"I asked for a two minute ‘light’."

Ben Kolina during a three minute set @ Answer Me!/Lost Weekend Video 

"I’m not ready to watch Netflix all night and call it ‘emotional security.’"

Kate Willett on why she’s not in a relationship @ Lost Weekend Video/The Mission Position [Paraphrase]


"Basically, babies are the Green Eggs and Ham of people. You would not like them on your train, you would not like them on your plane, you would not like them with a mouse, you do not want them in your house.”

– Ron Chapman @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]
[Photo by acidsmooth]

"Basically, babies are the Green Eggs and Ham of people. You would not like them on your train, you would not like them on your plane, you would not like them with a mouse, you do not want them in your house.”

Ron Chapman @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

[Photo by acidsmooth]

"You know you’re in the friend zone when you’re putting a condom on her boyfriend."

— Ashton Tate @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

"Facebook is a graveyard for the friendships I failed to maintain."

Kelly Anneken @ Lost Weekend Video/Cynic Cave [Paraphrase]

"I’m a nerdy white dude from the Bay Area, of course I’m not married to a white lady. Me and a white lady would be like be like wearing jeans and a jean jacket… It’s too matchy matchy."

Scott Simpson @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

"The thing about FDR is Elanor must have been so busy washing those leg blankets. You can’t meet the Czar of Russia, rolling around with stink knee."
– Sam Tallent @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham aka acidsmooth ]

"The thing about FDR is Elanor must have been so busy washing those leg blankets. You can’t meet the Czar of Russia, rolling around with stink knee."

Sam Tallent @ The Knockout [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham aka acidsmooth ]