"There’s only two types of people in this world: racist bigots and racist bigots who feel guilty about it."
— Roman Leo @ #24HourCynicCave / Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]
"The juxtaposition of laughter and snoring… this is art, this is art."
— Caitlin Gill @ #24HourCynicCave / Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]
"I like listening to rap. It reminds me of my father, the rhyming, boastful, gun smuggler…Shout out to the 0-to-5 people watching the live stream. One of them is me. I left my computer open."
— Land Smith @ #24HourCynicCave/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]
"I’m depressed and suicidal but in the happiest way you can do it."
— Jessica Sele @ Amnesia Open Mic [Paraphrase]
"I’m not ready to watch Netflix all night and call it ‘emotional security.’"
— Kate Willett on why she’s not in a relationship @ Lost Weekend Video/The Mission Position [Paraphrase]
"You know you’re in the friend zone when you’re putting a condom on her boyfriend."
— Ashton Tate @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]
"Facebook is a graveyard for the friendships I failed to maintain."
— Kelly Anneken @ Lost Weekend Video/Cynic Cave [Paraphrase]
"I’m a nerdy white dude from the Bay Area, of course I’m not married to a white lady. Me and a white lady would be like be like wearing jeans and a jean jacket… It’s too matchy matchy."
— Scott Simpson @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]