"Albuquerque: where guys with face tattoos go to avoid child support payments"
— Sam Tallent @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
"What doesn’t kill me, makes me stronger. What does kill me, makes me dead, right?"
— Elise Wada @ E.J. Phair’s/Brew HaHa Comedy [Paraphrase]
"My husband told me, “Don’t think of it as a failed human, but rather a period that defied the odds”."
— Kelly Anneken on miscarriages @ The Roxie Theater/Seanukkah
"I’m existential but I also love pizza."
— Jane Harrison @ Ivy Room [Paraphrase]
"…At this coffee shop they only make one cup at a time because apparently the Industrial Revolution was bullshit."
— Kevin O’Shea's brewing resentment @ Lost Weekend Video/Cynic Cave [Paraphrase]