Favorite Things of Last Night: Kevin O’Shea

"Did you know [women] make their own gravy? Like, every time you eat pussy it’s au jus. [Groaning laughter] Cool. That’s what that joke usually gets."

Ron Chapman @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase. Full Set Available: Here @ 13:50]

"Does anybody else think Regina Spector is just Ben Folds in drag?"

— Tobias Livingston @ The Night Light/Move Along, Nothing to See Here [Paraphrase]

"One of my favorite artists is Van Morrison. Few people know that “Brown Eyed Girl” was about a girl with green eyes and two buttholes."

Darby Herms @ Ivy Room Open Mic [Paraphrase]


"What is this? [pulls setlist from pocket] It’s a clue! We should follow it to the next joke.”

- Jeremy Talamantes @ Dirt Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"What is this? [pulls setlist from pocket] It’s a clue! We should follow it to the next joke.”

- Jeremy Talamantes @ Dirt Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"You know how women say, ‘All men want is sex?’. Naw. I want a job… I’d rather have a job with benefits than a friend with benefits."

Matt Lieb @ The Night Light/Move Along, Nothing to See Here [Paraphrase]

"I’m so poor that I don’t know when’s the last time I bought clothes in a place that only sells clothes. Anyplace I shop for clothes I can get two t-shirts, a box of condoms, and a can of propane."

David Gborie @ The Night Light/Move Along, Nothing to See Here [Paraphrase]


"I realized that I was stupid when I was reading a pamphlet and half way through I put a bookmark in the middle."

– Josh Argyle @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"I realized that I was stupid when I was reading a pamphlet and half way through I put a bookmark in the middle."

Josh Argyle @ Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]

"Let’s talk about “going Dutch”. I once heard a woman say she wouldn’t let a man pay for her because she’s a feminist. Lady, he’s still going to think you’re inferior whether you pay or not."

— Alyssa Westerlund @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

"Albuquerque: where guys with face tattoos go to avoid child support payments"

Sam Tallent @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]