1/16. Uptown Almanac’s 3rd Anniversary Comedy Birthday @ Roxie Theater. 3117 16th St. SF. $7. 9PM. Featuring Alex Koll, Kevin Camia, Kevin O’Shea, Jules Posner, Anna Seregina and Colleen Watson. Hosted by Sean Keane. Tickets Available: Here. Free PBR w/ Admission.

![“Your face might be symmetrical but your ass cheeks are not!”
- Jules Posner on Denzel Washington’s nudity in Flight @ The Friend Zone/Dirty Trix Saloon [Paraphrase]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/8309495a5732b8db348d92b7412253c2/tumblr_mgccl0ibEK1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)


![“Max [Curry] told me to not ask [the audience] to ‘give it up’ for him, so tell him to eat a dick when you get a chance; I don’t give a fuck.”
- Jules Posner @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Andrew Moore]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/feaf6c35c42b17c299d9fd7b01c52a00/tumblr_mew5ivsTkJ1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)

