"Being black is ruining my life"

Kaseem Bentley @ #24HourCynicCave / Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

Haters Only. Often Imitated, Never Replicated. (via marcellacomedy)

Haters Only. Often Imitated, Never Replicated. (via marcellacomedy)

2/7. 100th Comedy Show @ iL Pirata. 2007 16th St. SF. 9:30PM. Free. Featuring Jabari Davis, Kaseem Bentley, Marcella Arguello, Paco Romane, Frankie Quinones and more. Funcheap. Facebook. 
kikobreiz:

Our 100th Monthly Showcase is Friday Feb 7th #SaveTheDate #sfcomedy Thanks for all the support!

2/7. 100th Comedy Show @ iL Pirata. 2007 16th St. SF. 9:30PM. Free. Featuring Jabari Davis, Kaseem Bentley, Marcella Arguello, Paco Romane, Frankie Quinones and more. Funcheap. Facebook

kikobreiz:

Our 100th Monthly Showcase is Friday Feb 7th #SaveTheDate #sfcomedy Thanks for all the support!

12/15. Attractive Camp [Comedy] @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 7pm. $10. Featuring Nicole Calasich, Marcella Arguello, Kaseem Bentley, Casey Ley, Ivan Hernandez, Land Smith and Jane Harrison. 
cyniccave:

Sunday Dec 15th
Hosted by Nicole Calasich, Attractive Camp is a comedy show featuring some of the most talented stand-up comics, sketch writers, and short filmmakers in the game. Regular performers and contributors have been featured in Splitsider, San Francisco SketchFest, The Del Close Marathon and more. Guest comics are sourced from the Bay and L.A.’s finest and are determined by ability to talk smack with an exceptional headliner and/or likelihood to put out.Stand-up from : Jane Harrison Scott Simpson Kaseem Bentley Ivan Hernandez Marcella Arguello Sketches and Video from: Tavon Bolourchi Jesse McGrathSilvia Elena Llopis David Cairns and more
$10
7 pm

12/15. Attractive Camp [Comedy] @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 7pm. $10. Featuring Nicole Calasich, Marcella Arguello, Kaseem Bentley, Casey Ley, Ivan Hernandez, Land Smith and Jane Harrison. 

cyniccave:

Sunday Dec 15th

Hosted by Nicole Calasich, Attractive Camp is a comedy show featuring some of the most talented stand-up comics, sketch writers, and short filmmakers in the game. Regular performers and contributors have been featured in Splitsider, San Francisco SketchFest, The Del Close Marathon and more. Guest comics are sourced from the Bay and L.A.’s finest and are determined by ability to talk smack with an exceptional headliner and/or likelihood to put out.

Stand-up from : 
Jane Harrison 
Scott Simpson 
Kaseem Bentley 
Ivan Hernandez 
Marcella Arguello 

Sketches and Video from: 
Tavon Bolourchi 
Jesse McGrath
Silvia Elena Llopis 
David Cairns 
and more

$10

7 pm

9/28. Rajeev’s Big Night Out 2nd Anniversary @ Amnesia. 853 Valencia St. SF. 9pm. Featuring Ngaio Bealum, Moore/Devine, Kaseem Bentley, Trevor Hill, Eloisa Bravo and Kate Willett. Music by The Bailen Brothers, French Cassettes and Eggplant Casino.
cyniccave:

CYNIC CAVE LIVE RECORDING SCHEDULE FOR BURGER RECORDS COMPILATION
The standup comedy series that began in the basement of the beloved Mission District video store Lost Weekend has expanded to a comedy album. Co-producers George Chen and Kevin O’Shea join forces with San Francisco musician Garett Goddard and Burger Records to document the weekly Cynic Cave showcase on classic cassette format! The recording sessions will be happening every Saturday in September highlighting a select group of Bay Area comedians.
Started in July 2012, The Cynic Cave is arguably the best time you’ll have in a video store in the Mission all year. We just celebrated one year of existence which has included sets from comedians around the world and guest sets from the likes of Bobcat Goldthwait and W. Kamau Bell. 
Here’s a calendar of the upcoming recordings happening at Cynic Cave in September for this recording series.
Show times are 8 PM and price is $10 
all located at 1034 Valencia Street, San Francisco CA 94110.
Tickets can be purchased online via Eventbrite. http://cyniccave.eventbrite.com/
http://www.facebook.com/CynicCave
http://twitter.com/Cyniccave
Burger Records http://www.burgerrecords.org/
 
September 7th: Alison Stevenson, Brendan Lynch, Cameron Vannini, Joe Gorman, Jules Posner, Mary Van Note, Imaginary Radio, Jesse Elias
plus visiting guests: Nate Craig, Brandie Posey & Brendan McGowan

September 14th: Joey Devine, Kaseem Bentley, Land Smith, Natasha Muse, Ray Molina, Sad Vicious, Scott Capurro

September 21st: Sean Keane, Kelly Anneken, Kate Willett, Jesse Fernandez, Casey Ley, Anna Seregina. plus visiting guests Brock Wilbur, Xander Deveaux, Rick Wood.

September 28th: Andrew Holmgren, Miles K, Clare O’Kane, David Gborie, Caitlin Gill

cyniccave:

CYNIC CAVE LIVE RECORDING SCHEDULE FOR BURGER RECORDS COMPILATION

The standup comedy series that began in the basement of the beloved Mission District video store Lost Weekend has expanded to a comedy album. Co-producers George Chen and Kevin O’Shea join forces with San Francisco musician Garett Goddard and Burger Records to document the weekly Cynic Cave showcase on classic cassette format! The recording sessions will be happening every Saturday in September highlighting a select group of Bay Area comedians.

Started in July 2012, The Cynic Cave is arguably the best time you’ll have in a video store in the Mission all year. We just celebrated one year of existence which has included sets from comedians around the world and guest sets from the likes of Bobcat Goldthwait and W. Kamau Bell. 

Here’s a calendar of the upcoming recordings happening at Cynic Cave in September for this recording series.

Show times are 8 PM and price is $10 

all located at 1034 Valencia Street, San Francisco CA 94110.

Tickets can be purchased online via Eventbrite. http://cyniccave.eventbrite.com/

http://www.facebook.com/CynicCave

http://twitter.com/Cyniccave

Burger Records http://www.burgerrecords.org/

 

September 7th: Alison Stevenson, Brendan Lynch, Cameron Vannini, Joe Gorman, Jules Posner, Mary Van Note, Imaginary Radio, Jesse Elias

plus visiting guests: Nate Craig, Brandie Posey & Brendan McGowan

September 14th: Joey Devine, Kaseem Bentley, Land Smith, Natasha Muse, Ray Molina, Sad Vicious, Scott Capurro

September 21st: Sean Keane, Kelly Anneken, Kate Willett, Jesse Fernandez, Casey Ley, Anna Seregina. plus visiting guests Brock Wilbur, Xander Deveaux, Rick Wood.

September 28th: Andrew Holmgren, Miles K, Clare O’Kane, David Gborie, Caitlin Gill

Marcella Arguello, Kaseem Bentley, Clare O’Kane and Sean Keane hanging out at Harvey’s. (via marcellacomedy)

Marcella Arguello, Kaseem Bentley, Clare O’Kane and Sean Keane hanging out at Harvey’s. (via marcellacomedy)

6/24. LAUGHGASM (Free Comedy) @ Rite Spot Cafe. 2099 Folsom St. SF. 8pm. Featuring Keith D’Souza, Shanti Charan, David Gborie, Stroy Moyd, Kaseem Bentley and hosted by Andrew Holmgren. Presented by Sylvan Productions.

6/24. LAUGHGASM (Free Comedy) @ Rite Spot Cafe. 2099 Folsom St. SF. 8pm. Featuring Keith D’Souza, Shanti Charan, David Gborie, Stroy Moyd, Kaseem Bentley and hosted by Andrew Holmgren. Presented by Sylvan Productions.

6/14. Fresh Like Cadaver @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. $10. Featuring Josh Androsky, Kaseem Bentley, Zeke Greenwald and Clare O’Kane. Hosted by Andre Parker. Produced by Sylvan Productions.

FRESH LIKE CADAVER! is a monthly horror themed, LIVE movie riffing comedy show in the spirit of Mystery Science Theater 3000 held at The Cinecave “Micro-Theater” located in the basement of Lost Weekend Video in The Mission District of San Francisco every 2nd Friday…


[A movie, a stand-up showcase, and the entirety of Lost Weekend Video’s wondrous world.]

6/14. Fresh Like Cadaver @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. $10. Featuring Josh Androsky, Kaseem Bentley, Zeke Greenwald and Clare O’Kane. Hosted by Andre Parker. Produced by Sylvan Productions.

FRESH LIKE CADAVER! is a monthly horror themed, LIVE movie riffing comedy show in the spirit of Mystery Science Theater 3000 held at The Cinecave “Micro-Theater” located in the basement of Lost Weekend Video in The Mission District of San Francisco every 2nd Friday…

[A movie, a stand-up showcase, and the entirety of Lost Weekend Video’s wondrous world.]

Free Comedy Tonight @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 9PM. Featuring Christopher John, Matt Lieb, Vince Mancini, Kaseem Bentley, Jessica Sele, Josh Argyle and hosted by Matt Louv. Presented by Sylvan Productions. 

[What are you doing tonight? Probably something fun. But will your favorite new friends be there? I doubt it. Come out and get hella casual.]

Free Comedy Tonight @ Dirty Trix Saloon. 9PM. Featuring Christopher John, Matt Lieb, Vince Mancini, Kaseem Bentley, Jessica Sele, Josh Argyle and hosted by Matt Louv. Presented by Sylvan Productions. 

[What are you doing tonight? Probably something fun. But will your favorite new friends be there? I doubt it. Come out and get hella casual.]