Comedy Last Supper featuring Jason Wheeler, Conor Kellicutt, Jesus (Matt Gubser), Keith Lowell Jensen, Trevor Hill and Ivan Hernandez by Danielle Mandella

Comedy Last Supper featuring Jason Wheeler, Conor Kellicutt, Jesus (Matt Gubser), Keith Lowell Jensen, Trevor Hill and Ivan Hernandez by Danielle Mandella

12/11. Holiday Heathens! @ Punch Line San Francisco. 444 Battery St. SF. 8PM. $15. Featuring Keith Lowell Jensen, Conor Kellicutt, Jason Wheeler and Matt Gubser. Tickets Available: Here.

For the third year in a row Keith Lowell Jensen presents Holiday Heathens. The best skeptical comedians celebrating the hell out of the holidays, what more could you ask for?

Meet this year’s Heathens

Keith Lowell Jensen has been performing comedy about skepticism, atheism and religion for a decade, often making stops in small town America to perform for crowds who have never experienced an out and proud atheist in the flesh.

Jensen can be seen on the new season of The History Channel’s “How The States Got Their Shapes” where he dominates in a religious history quiz, competing against a Christian comedian. The comics third album comes out on Stand Up! Records in November 2012 and The Coexist? Comedy Tour Documentary will be coming to screens of various sizes in 2013.

Conor Kellicut has been performing Stand Up Comedy since the 1920’s. A second generation Atheist, Conor has often wondered about where we come from. Conor came from his parents having sex in the old fashion evolutionary way. He has worked with most of the greats, Dave Chappelle, Jake Johansen, Dave Attell, Dana Carvey, Robin williams, and Woody Allen.

Jason Wheeler “I’m not much for self promotion, which explains a lot about my career. My first stand up was in a competition in Cleveland and the host of the competition was Steve Harvey, so that means I’m old. Since then Cobbs, Punchline, yadda yadda. I was an alter boy till I was 16, so yeah, that will scare anyone straight.”

Jesus H. Christ our special guest emcee this year restarted the calendar, turned water into wine, and walked on water. No, not Gallagher, it’s Jesus himself. Please, nobody bring figs to the show. Dude gets bent about figs! (Jesus is being played by the very funny Matt Gubser.)

Holiday Keith Lowell Jensen

"Barack Obama wants my $5" by Keith Lowell Jensen. Recorded Live at the Sacramento Punch Line

"Elfquest Orgy" by Keith Lowell Jensen. Recorded at the Throckmorton Theater. 

9/16. Previously Secret Information @ Stage Werx Theater. 446 Valencia St. SF. 7PM. $15. Featuring Joe Klocek, Heather Gold, Caitlin Gill, and Keith Lowell Jensen. Tickets Available: Here.

PREVIOUSLY SECRET INFORMATION is a comic storytelling series. It’s not stand-up comedy. It’s not traditional storytelling. It’s not even a mixture of the two. It’s something else. The producers of this monthly series, Bruce Pachtman, Joe Klocek and Ty McKenzie, seek out people who are willing to tell the whole story. They welcome the comedy but want storytellers who will also include the frightening, disastrous, and even tragic aspects of a story.
Spinning Failure Into Comedic Gold:  
Four very funny (and complicated) tales from four of the Bay Area’s top storytellers
“It’s Not Just Me”
Heather Gold
Without warning my marriage broke apart. My car was packed with everything I owned. I drove up north to Canada through the Hudson Valley and into a man. Literally.
“Not for Rehire”
Keith Lowell Jensen
Jensen ended up in comedy by failing at literally every other job open to a high school drop out. He was fired from or quit over 30 jobs before his 30th birthday and while there is no doubt that many managers and owners wanted to strike him over the years only one of his employers dared to live the dream. This is the story of that punch in the face and the type of revenge avaliable to a smart alec with too much time on his hands.
“I’m Just Down”
Caitlin Gill
Kissing ladies in a church, on a stage and finally on purpose.
“On the Road…”
Joe Klocek
In part three of Joe’s ongoing essay of life on the road, he gets a little closer to home, this time Skyping from Sacramento. Tired, worn out and ready for home, he comes to you live from the Sacramento Punch Line.

9/16. Previously Secret Information @ Stage Werx Theater. 446 Valencia St. SF. 7PM. $15. Featuring Joe Klocek, Heather Gold, Caitlin Gill, and Keith Lowell Jensen. Tickets Available: Here.

PREVIOUSLY SECRET INFORMATION is a comic storytelling series. It’s not stand-up comedy. It’s not traditional storytelling. It’s not even a mixture of the two. It’s something else. The producers of this monthly series, Bruce Pachtman, Joe Klocek and Ty McKenzie, seek out people who are willing to tell the whole story. They welcome the comedy but want storytellers who will also include the frightening, disastrous, and even tragic aspects of a story.

Spinning Failure Into Comedic Gold:  

Four very funny (and complicated) tales from four of the Bay Area’s top storytellers

“It’s Not Just Me”

Heather Gold

Without warning my marriage broke apart. My car was packed with everything I owned. I drove up north to Canada through the Hudson Valley and into a man. Literally.

“Not for Rehire”

Keith Lowell Jensen

Jensen ended up in comedy by failing at literally every other job open to a high school drop out. He was fired from or quit over 30 jobs before his 30th birthday and while there is no doubt that many managers and owners wanted to strike him over the years only one of his employers dared to live the dream. This is the story of that punch in the face and the type of revenge avaliable to a smart alec with too much time on his hands.

“I’m Just Down”

Caitlin Gill

Kissing ladies in a church, on a stage and finally on purpose.

“On the Road…”

Joe Klocek

In part three of Joe’s ongoing essay of life on the road, he gets a little closer to home, this time Skyping from Sacramento. Tired, worn out and ready for home, he comes to you live from the Sacramento Punch Line.

Keith Lowell Jensen by Anita Drieseberg
Genuine Faux: “Legalize The Gay” by Junior Bruce and Keith Lowell Jensen 

Genuine Faux: “Legalize The Gay” by Junior Bruce and Keith Lowell Jensen 

7/17-18. Keith Lowell Jensen CD Recording @ San Francisco Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. 8PM. $15. More Information: Here. Tickets Available: Here

6/27-30. TJ Miller @ San Francisco Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. Featuring Keith Lowell Jensen. More Information: Here. Tickets Available: Here