"I may not be the funniest comedian tonight but Keith D doesn’t pander"

Keith D on “ra ra comedy” before getting applause @ Milk Bar/It’s Only Two Minutes [Paraphrase]

Do you like Horror Movies? Do you like comedy? Do you like talking shit during said horror movie with said comedians? Well go to this if you can (or if you DAAAAARRE!?). Happy Valentine’s Day, y’all!

Keith D and Audience in... Too Late Now

  • Keith D'Souza: It's cold right now. I so cold that you would go into a basement and watch comedians play video games... (to audience) Are you guys huge video game fanatics?
  • Audience Member: No, we came to the wrong show.
  • Keith D'Souza: Well, it's too late now! The doors are locked!

Sketch Sunday: “Curly Black” by Day Old Bagels. Directed by Zeke Greenwald. Written by Andre Parker. Starring David Gborie, Keith D’Souza, Andre Parker, Andrew Moore, Pam Benjamin and Justin Gomes. 

(Source: funnyordie.com)

"White people have fried chicken too, they’re just sneakier about it. They put in their sandwiches!"

Keith D’Souza on the universal addictiveness of fried chicken @ Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

6/24. LAUGHGASM (Free Comedy) @ Rite Spot Cafe. 2099 Folsom St. SF. 8pm. Featuring Keith D’Souza, Shanti Charan, David Gborie, Stroy Moyd, Kaseem Bentley and hosted by Andrew Holmgren. Presented by Sylvan Productions.

6/24. LAUGHGASM (Free Comedy) @ Rite Spot Cafe. 2099 Folsom St. SF. 8pm. Featuring Keith D’Souza, Shanti Charan, David Gborie, Stroy Moyd, Kaseem Bentley and hosted by Andrew Holmgren. Presented by Sylvan Productions.

4/19. Where Eagles Dare Live @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. Featuring Brendan Lynch, Kimberly Rose Wendt, Matt Lieb, Cameron Vannini, Ryan Papazian, Jeff Anaya, and Keith D’Souza.

4/19. Where Eagles Dare Live @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. Featuring Brendan Lynch, Kimberly Rose Wendt, Matt Lieb, Cameron Vannini, Ryan Papazian, Jeff Anaya, and Keith D’Souza.

4/12. Fresh Like Cadaver (Horror+Comedy!) @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. $10. Featuring Anna Seregina, Andrew Holmgren, Keith D’Souza, Colleen Watson, Jeremy Wheat and Dave Thomason. Hosted by Andre Parker. Presented by Sylvan Productions. 

FRESH LIKE CADAVER! is a monthly horror themed, LIVE movie riffing comedy show in the spirit of Mystery Science Theater 3000 held at The Cinecave “Micro-Theater” located in the basement of Lost Weekend Video in The Mission District of San Francisco every 2nd Friday…
 
Our next show is FRIDAY April 12TH AT 8PM featuring comedians ANDREW HOLMGREN (Get Yucked Up, 2013 SF Sketchfest ) and KEITH D’SOUZA (Get Yucked Up, Sylvan Productions) followed by a live riffing of the movie NIGHT OF THE LEPUS by ANNA SEREGINA (Cynic Cave,Talkies) and COLLEEN WATSON (SF Sketchfest 2013, SF Punchline ) and Hosted by ANDRE PARKER ( Dipset Ambassador) 
ALSO: This month we have a suprise mystery riffer AND a surprise mystery comedian! What the fuuuuuuuck? Who are they? What do they want? What do they do for a living? I guess you’ll have to find out April 12th! Bring your ex!


 

4/12. Fresh Like Cadaver (Horror+Comedy!) @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8PM. $10. Featuring Anna Seregina, Andrew Holmgren, Keith D’Souza, Colleen Watson, Jeremy Wheat and Dave Thomason. Hosted by Andre Parker. Presented by Sylvan Productions. 

FRESH LIKE CADAVER! is a monthly horror themed, LIVE movie riffing comedy show in the spirit of Mystery Science Theater 3000 held at The Cinecave “Micro-Theater” located in the basement of Lost Weekend Video in The Mission District of San Francisco every 2nd Friday…

 

Our next show is FRIDAY April 12TH AT 8PM featuring comedians ANDREW HOLMGREN (Get Yucked Up, 2013 SF Sketchfest ) and KEITH D’SOUZA (Get Yucked Up, Sylvan Productions) followed by a live riffing of the movie NIGHT OF THE LEPUS by ANNA SEREGINA (Cynic Cave,Talkies) and COLLEEN WATSON (SF Sketchfest 2013, SF Punchline ) and Hosted by ANDRE PARKER ( Dipset Ambassador) 

ALSO: This month we have a suprise mystery riffer AND a surprise mystery comedian! What the fuuuuuuuck? Who are they? What do they want? What do they do for a living? I guess you’ll have to find out April 12th! Bring your ex!

 

"I wonder how many instances of hypochondriacs are self-diagnosed."
- Keith D’Souza @ Dirty Trix/Get Yucked Up [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

"I wonder how many instances of hypochondriacs are self-diagnosed."

- Keith D’Souza @ Dirty Trix/Get Yucked Up [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Jay Austin Graham]

3/9. Cynic Cave w/ DJ Real @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8pm. $10. Featuring Brandie Posey, Jessica Sele, Brendan McGowan, Alison Stevenson, Nathan Hibib, Keith D’Souza and Ben DelCastillo. Hosted Kevin O’Shea and George Chen. 

3/9. Cynic Cave w/ DJ Real @ Lost Weekend Video. 1034 Valencia St. SF. 8pm. $10. Featuring Brandie Posey, Jessica Sele, Brendan McGowan, Alison Stevenson, Nathan Hibib, Keith D’Souza and Ben DelCastillo. Hosted Kevin O’Shea and George Chen