I don’t want to have sex with a girl who is hoppin’ fences for penis.

- Keon Polee on being offered sex from a woman with scraped knees @ Dirty Trix
[Happy birthday sir.]

I don’t want to have sex with a girl who is hoppin’ fences for penis.

- Keon Polee on being offered sex from a woman with scraped knees @ Dirty Trix

[Happy birthday sir.]

12/3. Get Yucked Up @ Dirty Trix. 408 Clement St. FREE. 9 PM. Featuring Jules Posner, Keon Polee, Andrew Roberts and Ryan Papazian. Hosted by Luke Lockfeld.
[More Fun Than A Midwest Barndance Indeed.]

12/3. Get Yucked Up @ Dirty Trix. 408 Clement St. FREE. 9 PM. Featuring Jules Posner, Keon Polee, Andrew Roberts and Ryan Papazian. Hosted by Luke Lockfeld.

[More Fun Than A Midwest Barndance Indeed.]

11/11. Jabari Davis All Star Show @ Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. 10 pm. $20. Feat Keon Polee, Josh Argyle, Karinda Dobbins, Bryant Hicks, Hannibal Thompson and Jabari Davis. Hosted by Tony Sparks
[Closing out the year/tenure with a weekly presence at the Purple Onion. Kudos Mr. Davis]

11/11. Jabari Davis All Star Show @ Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. 10 pm. $20. Feat Keon Polee, Josh Argyle, Karinda Dobbins, Bryant Hicks, Hannibal Thompson and Jabari Davis. Hosted by Tony Sparks

[Closing out the year/tenure with a weekly presence at the Purple Onion. Kudos Mr. Davis]

10/29. Keon Polee @ Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. $20. 10 PM. Feat Mimi Vilmenay, Howard Johnson Jr., Lyall Behrens, Jabari Davis, and Trumari Jothi.

[Funny dude headlining this weekend at the Purple Onion.]

10/29. Keon Polee @ Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. $20. 10 PM. Feat Mimi Vilmenay, Howard Johnson Jr., Lyall Behrens, Jabari Davis, and Trumari Jothi.

[Funny dude headlining this weekend at the Purple Onion.]

Keon Polee. Funny Dude.

Keon Polee. Funny Dude.

"'Sometimes you gotta drink when the juice is ready'"

— Keon Polee on nonsensical advice @ Mass├ęs Sports Bar and Grill

Keon Polee. Women.

9/6. Be Funny Showcase @ 330 Ritch St. SF. 9 PM. $10 (Includes free drink). Feat Papp Johnson, Feel Woods, David Gborie, Big Tree, Wight Out, Keon Polee, Bryan Moore, and Reggie Matthews. Hosted by Bryant Hicks.

[Dope.]

9/6. Be Funny Showcase @ 330 Ritch St. SF. 9 PM. $10 (Includes free drink). Feat Papp Johnson, Feel Woods, David Gborie, Big Tree, Wight Out, Keon Polee, Bryan Moore, and Reggie Matthews. Hosted by Bryant Hicks.

[Dope.]

Keon Polee

Keon Polee

Keon Polee