"I don’t use fuck-swears in my act"

— Josh Marcus self-fufilling-crassness @ Kimo’s.

[Ronald] Reagen is like Joey from ‘Friends’… if he caused 9/11.
- Vince Mancini @ Kimo’s [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Ian Corey]

[Ronald] Reagen is like Joey from ‘Friends’… if he caused 9/11.

- Vince Mancini @ Kimo’s [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Ian Corey]


Welcome to Costa Rica. Please don’t fuck our children. 

Colleen Watson’s on the Costa Rica greeting @ Kimo’s [Paraphrase]

Welcome to Costa Rica. Please don’t fuck our children.

Colleen Watson’s on the Costa Rica greeting @ Kimo’s [Paraphrase]


It’s longer than a three day weekend.

Kaseem Bentley on Danny Dechi’s penis @ Kimo’s [Paraphrase]
[Photo by DNA]

It’s longer than a three day weekend.

Kaseem Bentley on Danny Dechi’s penis @ Kimo’s [Paraphrase]

[Photo by DNA]


I’m going back to college. I’m looking into City College because I have no future.

- Justin Alan @ Kimo’s
[Photo by Russellreno Photography]

I’m going back to college. I’m looking into City College because I have no future.

- Justin Alan @ Kimo’s

[Photo by Russellreno Photography]

"I haven’t freaked out… I live in denial."

— Danny Dechi on hosting @ Kimo’s

"I’m shallow and I realized that by when thinking about Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gosling could be a Holocaust denier and I’d still nail him… and I’m Jewish."

— Alison Stevenson @ Kimo’s [Paraphrase]

"Ow my gums hurt, I love the future!"

— Angela Melkisethian on the false future of Dippin’ Dots @ Kimo’s

"I’m half gay… on my mother’s side."

— Jenn Dronsky @ Kimo’s

12/12. Host Night @ Kimo’s. 1351 Polk St. SF. $3 (Free before 8 PM). 9 PM. Feat Tony Sparks, Danny Dechi, Amy Miller, Chris Riggins, and Kaseem Bentley. Hosted by Jason Dove.

Open mic starts at 8, showcase starts at 9 and goes until 11, and         then  there is ANOTHER open mic. The show is free if you show up   before   8     and  tickets are $3 afterward.

12/12. Host Night @ Kimo’s. 1351 Polk St. SF. $3 (Free before 8 PM). 9 PM. Feat Tony Sparks, Danny Dechi, Amy Miller, Chris Riggins, and Kaseem Bentley. Hosted by Jason Dove.

Open mic starts at 8, showcase starts at 9 and goes until 11, and then there is ANOTHER open mic. The show is free if you show up before 8 and tickets are $3 afterward.