"I don’t use fuck-swears in my act"
— Josh Marcus self-fufilling-crassness @ Kimo’s.
![[Ronald] Reagen is like Joey from ‘Friends’… if he caused 9/11.
- Vince Mancini @ Kimo’s [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Ian Corey]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbst0oJes1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
![Welcome to Costa Rica. Please don’t fuck our children.
Colleen Watson’s on the Costa Rica greeting @ Kimo’s [Paraphrase]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbqu9uV721qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
![It’s longer than a three day weekend.
Kaseem Bentley on Danny Dechi’s penis @ Kimo’s [Paraphrase]
[Photo by DNA]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbq66Jri71qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
![I’m going back to college. I’m looking into City College because I have no future.
- Justin Alan @ Kimo’s
[Photo by Russellreno Photography]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwbewuxc171qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
"I haven’t freaked out… I live in denial."
— Danny Dechi on hosting @ Kimo’s
"I’m shallow and I realized that by when thinking about Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gosling could be a Holocaust denier and I’d still nail him… and I’m Jewish."
— Alison Stevenson @ Kimo’s [Paraphrase]
"Ow my gums hurt, I love the future!"
— Angela Melkisethian on the false future of Dippin’ Dots @ Kimo’s
"I’m half gay… on my mother’s side."
— Jenn Dronsky @ Kimo’s
12/12. Host Night @ Kimo’s. 1351 Polk St. SF. $3 (Free before 8 PM). 9 PM. Feat Tony Sparks, Danny Dechi, Amy Miller, Chris Riggins, and Kaseem Bentley. Hosted by Jason Dove.
Open mic starts at 8, showcase starts at 9 and goes until 11, and then there is ANOTHER open mic. The show is free if you show up before 8 and tickets are $3 afterward.
