Tonight: (Comedy) Big Damn Productions @ Kip’s. 2439 Durant Ave. Berkeley, CA. $10. 7:30 PM. All Ages. Featuring Joe Gorman, Hence Singleton, Isaac Sherbin, Chris Duncan, Lyall Behrens and more. Hosted by Dash Kwiatkowski.

Tonight: (Comedy) Big Damn Productions @ Kip’s. 2439 Durant Ave. Berkeley, CA. $10. 7:30 PM. All Ages. Featuring Joe Gorman, Hence Singleton, Isaac Sherbin, Chris Duncan, Lyall Behrens and more. Hosted by Dash Kwiatkowski.

Saturday Comedy Shows (5/28/2011)

Big Damn Productions @ Kip’s. 2439 Durant Ave. Berkeley. $10. 8 PM. Featuring Daryus Monday, Stuart Thompson, Roman Leo, Chris Riggins and more. Hosted by Dash Kwiatkowski. [Next wave of headliners on this show.]

Jabari Davis and Associates @ The Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. $20. 8 PM. Featuring Marco Antonio Alvarez, Jon Fink, Melanie O’Brien, DC Ervin, Angela Marie and headliner G. King. Hosted by Tony Sparks. [Bananas Part 1]

Jabari Davis and Associates @ The Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. $20. 8 PM. Featuring Andrew Roberts, Shanti Charan, Angela Marie, Nic Flair, G. King, and headliner DC Ervin. Hosted by Tony Sparks [Bananas Part 2].

800 Larkin Open Mic. Buy a Drink, Tell Some Jokes. 6 PM. Hosted by Chris Schiappacasse

Wharf Room Comedy @ Castagnola’s. 286 Jefferson St. SF. 8 PM. Featuring Chantel Williams, Dave DeLuca, Ben Feldman, Duat Mai, Jeff Reitman, and more. [Seal of Approval]

Joe Klocek @ The Comedy Cellar. 222 Hyde St. SF. $10. 8 PM. Also featuring John Ross and Frankie QuiƱones. [2011 SF Weekly’s Best Comedian]

Nick Griffin @ The Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. Two Shows: 8 & 10 PM. $21. Featuring Geoff Tate. Hosted by Caitlin Gill.

Tracy Morgan @ Cobb’s Comedy Club. 915 Columbus Ave. SF. Two Shows: 8 & 10 PM. $44.

Tonight: Big Damn Productions @ Kips. 2439 Durant Ave. Berkeley. 7:30. $10. All Ages. Featuring Jesse McGrath, Nick Padilla, Isaac Sherbin, Dennis Rodis, Clare O’Kane, Seamus Calder, Coree Spencer and Kaileigh McCrea. Hosted by Dash Kwiatkowski.

[I slipped in front of this establishment last night. Everybody laughed.]

Tonight: Big Damn Productions @ Kips. 2439 Durant Ave. Berkeley. 7:30. $10. All Ages. Featuring Jesse McGrath, Nick Padilla, Isaac Sherbin, Dennis Rodis, Clare O’Kane, Seamus Calder, Coree Spencer and Kaileigh McCrea. Hosted by Dash Kwiatkowski.

[I slipped in front of this establishment last night. Everybody laughed.]

Saturday Comedy Events (4/16/2011)

Kyle Kinane and Matt Fulchiron @ The Punchline. 444 Battery St. SF. 8 PM & 10 PM. $21.

Conor Kellicutt @ The San Francisco Comedy Cellar. 222 Hyde St. SF. 8 PM. $10. Featuring Big Al Gonzales, Josef Anolin and host: Justin Harrison.

Big Damn Production @ Kip’s. 2439 Durant Avenue. Berkeley. 7:30 PM. $5. Featuring Sam Hunt, Keith D, Kazumi Kusano, Ben Kolina, Paul Brumbaugh, iLs Goldbarg and more. Hosted by Dash Kwiatkowski.

Speech Therapy’s Dig These Apples @ 7 Mile House. 2800 Bayshore Blvd. Brisbane. 8 PM. Free. Featuring Kevin Munroe, Kelly Anneken, Lydia Popovich, Keon Polee, Ben DelCastillo. Hosted by Tony Sparks.

Who’s The Next Reject Audition @ 800 Larkin. SF. 6 PM. Hosted by Chris Schiappacasse.

One of our members is leaving, so we’re having this contest to find the next new member of the tour. The Rejects of Standup tour has been called the hottest new comedy tour of 2011. If you think you are a reject of standup, come find out if you have what it takes to make it official. The audition is open and there is no fee.

We’re looking for people who’s acts are on a thin line between bad and really good, who are controversial within their comedy scene, have been doing it for a while to prove their dedication and toughness, and who fit in well with the rest of the group.

Previously Secret Information @ The Marsh. 2120 Allston Way. Berkeley. 8:30 pm. $15-$35. Featuring Erika Lutz, Nina G., Bruce Pachtman and Joe Klocek.

Tomorrow: Big Damn Productions @ Kip’s. 2439 Durant Ave. Berkeley. Featuring Jacob Rubin, Amy Miller, Kaseem Bentley, Wilder Shaw, Stuart Thompson, Bryant Hicks and headliner, Ivan Hernandez. Hosted by. Dash Kwiatkowski

[Get ready for Joketime]